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Actress Anna Faris on the set of House Bunny in L.A. (8/2007)
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Actress Anna Faris on the set of House Bunny in L.A. (8/2007)
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Did I mention her daughter is ten? Because her daughter is ten. Teri gives the motherly advice in her column in October’s Glamour magazine (UK):
“Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life’s too short to stress; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable.” (Source)
You forgot condoms Teri. If you’re gonna tell your 10-year-old daughter to have great sex, you have to tell her to use condoms. I mean, you don’t want people to think you’re an irresponsible mother.
[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Michelle Hunziker (Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - 9/7)
Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker followed up her critically acclaimed trip to the beach last Tuesday by visiting the beach again yesterday. Entertainment Weekly is calling it the best sequel since The Godfather: Part II. A few other select quotes:
“Totally masturbatable . . .” - Bill Rivers, San Francisco Chronicle
“I beat off . . .” Harold Graves, Los Angeles Times
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Michael Phelps grabbing some ass at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas (9/6)
Olympic champion Michael Phelps had a leisurely weekend in Vegas . . .and by “leisurely” I mean every chick within 50 yards was throwing herself at him. Wow, being him must be really fun right now. I don’t care how goofy you look, 8 gold medals is a license to tap hot ass. This dude’s gonna nail so many chicks over the next year, he’s gonna have to buy his condoms from where Costco buys their condoms. The first of every month, he’s gonna wake up to a pallet being dropped off on his driveway.
[Flynet]

Hayden Panettiere feeling herself up
Hayden Panettiere got to second base with herself at last night’s Heroes “Countdown to the Premiere” event at Edison Lounge in Los Angeles. And she didn’t even have to buy herself dinner and roses. Or make violent threats to her family. I’ve found that both can be quite effective.

Britney Spears wins three VMAs
Britney Spears won three MTV Video Music Awards last night for her video “Piece of Me” — her first win in 16 career nominations. Now she didn’t win the awards based on her quality video — it sucked — rather her win was actually a strategic decision by MTV executives. More time on stage accepting awards meant less time backstage near the meat and cheese platter. No, I’m just kidding. Britney actually looked pretty decent. I think all the voices in her head are finally getting along.

Alec Baldwin almost killed himself
Alec Baldwin was so distraught after a tape of him berating his 11-year-old “thoughtless little pig” of a daughter was leaked to the media last year, that he almost killed himself. From In Touch Weekly:
“He didn’t think that life was worth living once the Los Angeles County Superior Court commissioner suspended his visitation rights,” says an insider who has read Alec’s upcoming autobiography, A Promise to Ourselves: A Journey Through Fatherhood and Divorce, which will be released by St. Martin’s Press on September 23. “In the book, he writes about how he was serious about suicide. He definitely put a lot of thought into the different ways he could accomplish it.”
My god, can’t this guy do anything right? He babbles incoherently about politics, treats his daughter like crap, and divorces one of the hottest women in Hollywood. Then, when he’s finally ready to make his first sound decision in decades, he doesn’t go through with it! If Alec is still looking “into different ways” of ending his life, I’ve got two names he should keep in mind*: Smith & Wesson.
*literally

Jessica Alba out and about in Hollywood (9/6)
+ Bai Ling 4 President [Dlisted]
+ Hilary Duff shows off her legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures, Hello Kitty Style [Egotastic!]
+ Adriana Lima is stacked [Bastardly]
+ Boobs and arrow is my favorite new sport (SFW) [College Humor]
+ Anna Kournikova dressed down . . . still hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hayden Panettiere is leggy [Popoholic]
+ Christina Aguilera’s first song since popping out a baby [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Jessica Alba shops at Target [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Amy Winehouse makes herself a drink [CityRag]
+ That 40-Year-Old Virgin actor is facing life in prison [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Lindsay Lohan and her dad back on speaking terms? [Yeeeah!]
+ Hollywood hates cancer [popbytes]
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Italian model Adriana Volpe