Archive: January, 2008

Luisana Lopilato

Argentine actress and model Luisana Lopilato

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Paris Hilton and her Hottie and the Nottie co-star Christine Lakin at Katsuya (1/30)

+ Mandy Moore has an addiction [Just Jared]

+ Sophie Monk Keeping in Shape for Me [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Mariah Carey Shows Off Her “Jewels” [Egotastic!]
+ Does this bitch ever stop complaining? [F-Listed]
+ Reason #349 Jessica Simpson is retarded [ICYDK]

+ Star Trek . . . orgasms [Horny Oyster]
+ Janet Jackson discovered the fountain of youth [Bossip]
+ OMG it’s Michael Jackson’s kids’ faces! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ I want a stripper cake for my birthday [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

Heath Ledger had a big time drug problem

The elephant in the room that most of the media seems to be glossing over is that Heath Ledger had a big time problem with drugs. Entertainment Tonight killed a video they reportedly bought for $200k that showed Ledger snorting coke at the Chateau Marmont in 2006. A member of Ledger’s entourage told the New York Post that cocaine and heroin broke up the star’s marriage to Michelle Williams:

“[Michelle] couldn’t take it any more. Heath wouldn’t show up for two to three days, and all of a sudden he would show up on her doorstep, an absolute wreck. He was partying, doing drugs. She didn’t like the company he was keeping. She gave him an ultimatum. . . . and threatened to get custody of [their daughter Matilda]. He wanted to make it work, but it was this scene he was wrapped up in. Was he an addict? Yeah. He was hanging out with a bad crowd. He wasn’t cleaning up his act. He was making absolutely no effort . . . He was really into heroin. He wasn’t sleeping or communicating with anyone.” (Source)

I can’t really blame Heath. Coke and heroin are an absolute bitch. Drove me out of competitive scrapbooking. To tell you the truth I don’t miss it . . . except for Nationals. God what a thrill.

Justin Chambers aka Dr. Alex Karev on Grey’s Anatomy

Britney Spears isn’t the only star going crazy. Grey’s Anatomy actor Justin Chamber checked himself in to the psych ward at the UCLA Medical Center on Monday. He checked out yesterday just before Britney Spears was admitted. Chambers’ rep told TMZ:

“[Chambers was] exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help.” (Source)

Talk about dodging the proverbial bullet. Can you imagine checking yourself into the psych ward for a sleeping disorder and then Britney Spears shows up. Not only would you not get any rest but there’s a damn good chance your suitcase would go missing. “Britney gonna build herself the bestest suitcase fort ever!”

Avril Lavigne in Miami (1/31)

Uh oh, the Hot Topic people are gonna be pissed when they see Avril’s buying her bikinis from other stores.

Britney driving in L.A. yesterday

Britney Spears’ visit to the UCLA Medical Center is going about as well as you’d expect. Aside from hurling profanities at staff, Britney’s accused her mom Lynne of “sleeping with my boyfriend” and “stealing moonshine from ma still out back.” Well maybe not that part about the still but she did accuse her mom of sleeping with her boyfriend. On a completely unrelated note, TMZ adds:

Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day. Side note — cameras caught Spears a few days ago picking up a bagful of laxatives. (Source)

There’s a joke somewhere in there about Britney being full of shit but I’m not going there. One fecal-themed joke a day is my limit thank you very much. BTW, is there a more disturbing phrase in the English language than “bagful of laxatives”? I may not be able to masturbate for hours after reading that.

Slut, Slut, Slut

Holly Madison , Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson (aka “The Girls Next Door”) attending LMG Studios’ grand opening in Beverly Hills, California. (1/30)

Ellen Pompeo outside her home in L.A. (1/30)

If Ellen Pompeo was even remotely attractive, these pics would be awesome. But she’s not unfortunately. I’ve seen nicer boobs at an AARP meeting. To be fair to Ellen I so sorta have a thing for old chicks. They’re so damn hot — and full of great stories too . . . “Tell me more about the crash of ‘29 you sexy little minx.” Gets me every time.

NOTE: CLICK HERE for the semi-NSFW pics

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert (2005)

Is there any doubt at this point in her life that Paris Hilton is bisexual? The socialite was “all over” her friend Elisha Cuthbert Tuesday night at Tenjune in New York City. A source told Us Weekly:

“It’s Paris. She loves putting on a show.” Earlier in the evening, Hilton attended the BlackBerry Pink Pearl Launch Party. “She was actually super well behaved and even took the time to take some photos with the BlackBerry executives.” (Source)

Is there anyone in Hollywood Paris Hilton hasn’t hooked up with yet? She’s like a walking kissing booth only instead of paying a dollar for a peck on the cheek you pay eight dollars to get her another rum and coke and then you get blown. So I guess not like a kissing booth at all. But you still get the point, right, that Paris has had more dudes inside her than the locker rooms at the Rose Bowl.

Ambulance One on the way to the hospital (1/31)

Police used code words last night at Britney Spears’ house, referring to the troubled star as “the Package”. While Britney was being taken to the hospital, police radios chattered with the message “the Package is on the way.” Code words. Not the President. Britney Spears. All that was missing were snipers lining the route to the hospital and men in suits running alongside the ambulance.