Archive: March, 2008

Keeley Hazell

English model Keeley Hazell

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Audrina Patridge performs with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas (3/28)

+ Lindsay Lohan has a big booty [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface [Egotastic!]
+ Jessica Simpson hospitalized [Just Jared]
+ Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are the sexiest woman in Hollywood [Lossip]
+ A tale of three sluts [F-Listed]

+ Where did Hayden Panettiere find that cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Quite possibly the sexiest one-piece swimsuit in existence [Horny Oyster]
+ Cameron Diaz loves whoring it up [Attuworld]
+ No shit you talentless hack [ICYDK]

[WENN]

Pamela Bach bikini pics! (Maui - 3/30)

In case you’re unfamiliar with Pamela Bach, she’s the woman who divorced David Hasselhoff back in 2006. Also divorcing Hasselhoff in 2006: dignity and self respect.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Heath Ledger had a secret love child

Heath Ledger’s family believes he may have fathered a “secret love child” in 1997. Heath was 17 and still attending the Guildford Grammar school when he began an affair with a 25-year-old (!). After the two broke up, the unnamed woman discovered she was pregnant (it’s unclear if she ever told Ledger the news). The late actor’s uncle Hadyn Ledger told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph:

“She had the baby. Everyone lived under the assumption that she was the daughter of the mother’s boyfriend and that is how she has been brought up. There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.” (Source)

So this 25-year-old was Heath’s teacher right? Because 20/20 and Dateline have taught me that chicks that old don’t bang 17-year-olds unless they’re also grading their papers. I think it has something to do with all the spelling errors. So fucking hot.

FACT: Before his death, Heath’s next big role was an appearance on Maury Povich

Madonna in London (3/31)

Pictured above is Madonna heading to her London home yesterday after a busy day full of eating, shopping, and bending steel rebar.

[Pacific Coast News, INFDaily.com]

Britney groping Kevin in 2004

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this story leaks just a day before rent is due. Kevin Federline told Showbiz Spy that he still loves his ex-wife Britney $pears:

“I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children,” Federline, 30, said. And Jamie Spears — Britney’s dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite. “I spend the day chasing my kids around the house. Their needs define my daily schedule,” he adds. (Source)

I’d “still love Britney” too if she were the one paying for my hookers. I mean you’ve gotta be pretty cold-hearted NOT to love someone that puts the clothes on your back, food on your table, and roof over your head . . . unless you’re living in prison. Actually, that Britney prison analogy is fitting: 1. She’s hardly ever allowed to see her relatives (her kids). 2. People are constantly telling her what she can and cannot do (her lawyers). 3. She’s sometimes trades sexual favors for an extra serving of pudding.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson at the Kids’ Choice Awards in L.A. (3/29)

[Getty]

Lara Flynn Boyle in 2007 (L) and outside Mr. Chow last night (R)

Good to see the plastic surgery industry in Mexico is up and running again. I thought NAFTA was gonna destroy it.

[Splash News]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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I’ve warned management how tricky that last step is

Paris Hilton fell flat on her face yesterday in Prague. After eating lunch at a local restaurant, Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden tried to escape through the back door. Benji saw the last step. Paris didn’t. While she did slightly injure her chin, Paris praised the “thick layer of protective semen” for preventing further damage.

CLICK HERE for video of Benji Madden yelling at the paparazzi after the fall on PAGE 2