Midnight T&A: Eva Habermann

Eva Habermann

German actress Eva Habermann

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Christina Aguilera leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (10/4)

+ Sexiest frozen yogurt eater — EVER. [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mario Lopez redefines narcissism [Lossip]
+ Katy Perry is Cute and Cleavagey [Egotastic!]
+ Lil’ Kim slips a boob (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ O.J. Simpson had an “acquittal party” planned. Awesome. [With Leather]

+ Rachael Ray’s corn porn [Double Viking]
+ Torrie Wilson swimsuit photos rock! [Newstoob]
+ Melissa Marie Gonzales is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Posh Spice smears bird shit all over her face to improve her skin [ICYDK]

[Pacific Coast News]

Nick Nolte minus one house this afternoon

Nick Nolte’s house in Malibu burned down late this morning. Damage is estimated at $3.4 million. KABC says:

The late-morning fire was sparked by an apparent electrical malfunction at his home in the 6100 block of Bonsall Drive, authorities said. Nolte suffered a small cut to his right hand when he broke a window to escape the flames. (Source)

Wow, losing your house to fire and not foreclosure. That’s so retro.

[WENN]

FAIL

Danny Bonaduce ran out of a gas yesterday in Hollywood. These pics are already classics. I like how he actually pushed his [friend’s] Harley to a gas station like he was gonna fill it up or something. C’mon Bonaduce, we know you can’t afford gas. Just admit defeat and wait for the bus. Former child stars ride for free on Mondays!

[INFDaily.com]

Penelope Cruz bikini pics!

Penelope Cruz in St. Bart’s (Jan. 07)

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Halle Berry looks pregnant again

Splash News says Halle Berry looks pregnant in these pics taken at the “Women in Hollywood Tribute” in Beverly Hills last night. Halle already had a baby earlier this year in March. So if you believe the rumors, it took her boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey a little over seven months to impregnate her again. Clearly he’s gay.

[Splash News, WENN]

Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton at the premiere of RockNRolla held at Pacific Cinerama Dome in L.A. (10/6)

[WENN, Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving a gas station in Beverly Hills (10/6)

Seriously, who buys that much candy at once? It’s too bad Lindsay had to blow all of her allowance at once. Now she won’t be able to afford a new coloring book until next month.

[INFDaily.com, BauerGriffinOnline]

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni at the Czech Days festival in New York (10/4)

David Duchovny is out of rehab and no longer addicted to sex. And he lived happily ever after. The end. His lawyer Larry Stein told People:

“David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie. He successfully completed his treatment.” (Source)

How exactly do you treat a sex addiction? In my twisted mind, I’m picturing a combination of Amy Winehouse pictures taped to your penis and crushed chili peppers sprinkled on your hands so you can’t beat off. Or maybe you just get neutered. Are there any doctors out there that can clear this up? I need to know in case it ever comes up on Jeopardy. “Alex, what is Amy Winehouse pictures taped to your penis?” . . . “Correct!”

[ONTD]