Max and Harlow
Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera give birth
Since we’ve last talked, Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie both had their babies. Nicole gave birth to Harlow Winter Kate Madden on late Friday and Christina gave birth to Max Bratman on late Saturday night–both at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. After the birth Aguilera wrote on her website:
“Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world. Just a little something to say ‘thank you’ for your undying love and support. It is in no small part because of you that I live such a blessed and wonderful life!”
Well this is a disappointment. “Max” is a completely normal name and “Harlow” isn’t too weird either. I was expecting something crazy like Motorcycle Aguilera or Vacuum Cleaner Madden. With those names, both parents have set their children back years. I bet they don’t even develop a crippling drug addiction until their late teens.
