I’d like “Blocked Arteries” for $1000 please
Alex Trebek suffers heart attack
Jeopardy host Alex Trebek suffered a minor heart attack last night at his home in L.A. A Jeopardy spokesperson told Entertainment Tonight:
“Alex Trebek has had a minor heart attack. He is resting comfortably in a Los Angeles hospital, and plans to resume taping Jeopardy! in January.” (Source)
Heart attack aside, I would kill to be Alex Trebek. How cool would it be to walk around all day talking in nothing but answers:
“This wife of a famous game show host is gonna get her ass beat if she doesn’t have dinner on the table in five minutes.”
“Who is Jean Trebek?”
“Correct!”
Or
“This bartender is about to get his lip split if he doesn’t pour me another shot of tequila.”
“Who is me?”
“Correct!”
I’m not sure why I made Alex so violent and abusive but it just seemed funnier
you are so funny