New job I want
April 30th, 2008
Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29)
“Nipple Tape Applier” — I know it doesn’t quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I’d have to feign a pretty heavy lisp during the interview. Might even have to drop a few Sex and the City references.* No way they let straight guys do that. A straight guy would already be pepper sprayed and in cuffs. “But officer, licking her boob makes the tape stick better!”
*that Miranda is such a little firecracker!
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She really doesnt have much in the way of tits but i’d still like it..
The shot from the side looked like one of the dudes from the band Hanson. I’ve done worse.
I’d marry that! uh…yeah HEY! girl gots a new TV show coming up.
yummy