John Mayer is Mr. Douchebag Badass
May 6th, 2008
John Mayer leaving New York’s Bungalow 8 earlier this morning
You know how John Mayer is supposed to be dating Jennifer Aniston? Oops, someone forgot to tell him. The New York Post says:
A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.” (Source)
I don’t understand. Besides Jennifer Aniston’s low self esteem, age, Jay Leno chin, and man-kryptonite in her vag,* she’s a total catch for any Hollywood star!
*a.k.a. a ticking biological clock
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And John Mayer is such a perfect specimen of manhood … your point would be?
Don’t drink me! This is exactly what John Mayer is supposed to be doing!
Awww don’t be mean jennifer is beautiful and so sweet its john’s loss.