Ashlee Simpson is engaged
Ashlee Simpson is engaged
Ashlee Simpson is engaged now or something. A family friend told In Touch Weekly:
“He got down on one knee and she said yes. She has an amazing ring, and they are so in love.”
The friend didn’t reveal who exactly Ashlee is engaged to but my guess is spray tan. I’m hardly ever wrong.
UPDATE: Turns out she’s actually engaged to her boyfriend Pete Wentz and not spray tan. Ashlee posted the following message on her website last night:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”
[WENN]
Fact : the message was posted on a website
Quote : “We consider this to be a very private matter…”
ladies and gentlemen, this is the type of critical thinking skills you’re children to which you’re little girls are aspiring.
i can’t wait til this generation of teenybopper girls grow up cuz they are going to be sooooo stupid and easy.