Ashlee Simpson is easy
Ashlee Simpson flashed Pete Wentz on their first date
Pete Wentz revealed to an L.A. radio station earlier this week that the first time he and fiancée Ashlee Simpson hung out, she flashed him. Via E!:
The betrothed couple blabbered about their beginnings on L.A. radio station STAR 98.7 FM this morning, with Wentz complaining that Ashlee kept him “in the friend zone” for a full year. Ashlee so completely didn’t notice Pete that, after they had already met, he had to email her a photo of him to jog her memory.
But things apparently took off quickly after that: “The first time we hung out she flashed me,” Pete says.
“I lifted my dress over my head for him,” Ashlee says. “So it was love at first sight.” (Source)
How could Ashlee NOT notice Pete? The guy wears more make-up than a battered wife. And I don’t think the term “love at first sight” is right choice of words when describing a first date that includes the chick “lifting her dress over her head” — I’d use something more along the lines of “WHOREEEEEE” or “SLUTTTTTT.” Either way, I just hope after Ashlee flashed Pete her vagina, he flashed his.
“The guy wears more make-up than a battered wife.”
oh my fucking god that is funny
I’m pretty sure she pre-recorded the flash.
This “guy” looks like such the fucking faggot dressed the way he is. I mean a girls hoodie! WTF? I’d love to beat the living shit out of him just to hear him shriek like a little girly bitch.