Audrina Patridge got a job

May 14th, 2008

Audrina Patridge to star in Into the Blue 2
Audrina Patridge to star in Into the Blue 2

The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge is gonna be a movie star. The “reality” star will appear in the creatively-named Into the Blue 2, the sequel to 2005’s Into the Blue. Us Weekly says:

Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

The role is “giving me the chance to show people [what I can do],” Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs, told Ryan Seacrest on May 8. “This is why I moved to L.A.” (Source)

If by “show people what I can do” Audrina means she’ll run around in a bathing suit on screen for two hours while teenage boys (and some bloggers *wink*) furiously masturbate to her scantily clad body, then she’s right, this role is perfect for her. Also perfect for Audrina: coloring books.

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6 Comments on “Audrina Patridge got a job”

  1. Pinkey
    May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 am

    So the nude pictures weren’t enough to get her into Hyde?

  2. John
    May 14th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Fluffer?

  3. oakling
    May 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    This made me go “ew” and “aw” in quick succession. I think my brain just exploded.

  4. that ship has sailed
    May 14th, 2008 at 7:47 pm

    she is ugly and talentless and the movie will be a flop.

  5. BombScribe
    May 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I’m sure her dead eyes won’t effect her role.

  6. mike
    May 16th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    I’d tap that. Definitely

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