Sale at Britney’s!

Britney Spears on South Park
Britney Spears killing herself on last night’s South Park

A judge has authorized Britney Spears’ father Jaime to sell a few of her seven cars to help lower expenses associated with running her estate. People magazine says:

Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of “a certain of” her cars “will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate.”

Among the singer’s cars are two white Mercedes (a SL65 and a CLK350), a white Mini Cooper convertible, and a black Audi. (Source)

Why stop with the cars? Selling off Britney’s deep fryers alone would raise thousands. The one she has in the guest bathroom is almost brand new. Scrape the rust off the one in the master shower and that thing’s easily worth a couple hundred. Or maybe they can have a bake sale. I hear Britney eats makes a mean snickerdoodle.

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7 Comments on “Sale at Britney’s!”

  1. no thanks

    worst south park episode ever. if i wanted to be preached at, i would go join Al Qaeda.

  2. allie

    i loved that episode it was soo funny. i love the pics, good choice.

  3. allie the idiot

    right… exactly which joke was funny to you? there was only 2 or 3 actual jokes in the entire episode.

    idiot.

  4. allie

    the whole thing was a joke asshole, they were showing how overboard the media goes with making fun of celebs

  5. John

    Jamie should just sell her panties to a bunch of Japanese middle mangers, oh, wait she doesn’t have any.

  6. snow ball

    matt and trey have gone soft with this bible story thingy

  7. not only was the episode a slam on celebrities and papparazzis but they cleverly juxtaposed children of the corn into it… brilliant! and the whole rant on how they purposefully build up celebs just to destroy then, that was funny and brilliant on so many many levels.
    ~KM

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