It’s all a curse

Britney Spears is retarded
Britney Spears in Beverly Hills (11/10)

Britney Spears thinks all the turmoil in her life is caused by bad parenting, poor hygiene, stupidity a “curse” so she’s been wearing a four-leaf-clover sweatshirt lately to counteract it. Of course she is. A friend of the popstar’s told OK! magazine:

“Brit picked out a clover Primp hoodie because she thought it would help bring her luck. She said she needed all the luck she could get after the past few months. She even joked she’d start carrying around a rabbit’s foot if it meant her curse would go away.” (Source)

When did this chick turn into Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction? Carrying around dead rabbit parts is creepy–unless of course you’re Elmer Fudd (which she HAS been mistaken for recently) and it’s Wabbit Season. Either way, she’ll never get her hands on my “Lucky Charms” . . . unless of course I’m wearing four condoms.

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8 Comments on “It’s all a curse”

  1. Ooba Gooba

    Is “curse” the new word for “cocaine abuse”??

  2. WoW, this just prooooves her genius ;)

  3. If you put a stethoscope up to Brit’s head, you can hear the theme to Looney Tunes playing.

  4. Real Chad

    It truly saddens me know that she has children. God forbid she is actually allowed to raise them.

  5. She’s such a moron. The girl should be stuffed, and mounted by 5 black guys in an alley, next to a dumpster.

  6. Lillianne

    OOOOoooohhh, it’s a curse. I thought it was the incredibly idiotic choices she’s been making.

  7. I didn’t know she had any friends. She has the two Enablers but really what happened to all of her friends?

  8. stupid

    Who actually belives this garbage. You people would fall for anything.

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