It’s all Britney’s fault

Britney Spears loves the paparazzi

It’s entirely Britney’s Spears’ fault that she’s hounded by paparazzi 24/7 — she tips them off to when and where she’s going. Paparazzo Alison Silva told the New York Post:

“Britney is in on it. [She] calls the paparazzi before she goes out. We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It’s all staged . . . [when a photographers was arrested last week for chasing Britney, she] sent him a text message and said she was sorry. She tried to talk the cops into not arresting them . . . Money, fame, the excitement. It’s part of her life.” (Source)

So Britney knows the paparazzi will be wherever she’s going yet she still dresses like a truck stop whore? . . . mind you not just any truck stop — a truck stop whore with rent due. Just once I’d like to see her wear a nice pant suit. “Pant soot? Is that that chinese dish I done like with them crunchy noodles?”

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5 Comments on “It’s all Britney’s fault”

  1. Just Saying

    a truck stop whore with rent due you are some kind of evil poet nick and i cant stop laughing

  2. TuTu

    I was pretty sure the paparazzi lived in her vagina and I was right. (No, not just Adnan)!

  3. Mama No!

    Somebody ought to tell the dizzy bitch that she’d make more money if she gets her kids back.

  4. of course the rent is due to a weekly motel, that would be NO TELL MOTEL, i think they are a new chain, i myself have stayed there (a couple of times)

  5. Julie

    ANOTHER BLATANT LIE. 80% OF WHAT WE READ ABOUT BRITNEY IS LIES. ANY MORAN KNOWS THAT.

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