Sexy Britney coming in 2008

Britney Spears leaving a tanning salon
Britney Spears

Sources “close” to Britney Spears told OK! magazine that the pop star is considering some major plastic surgery to transform her image and turn her back into the sex symbol she once was. Britney already had a “spur of the moment” lip injection and forehead Botox done in mid October but that was just the start. According to the source, the following procedures are on Britney’s wish list:

Liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone implants ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Grand total: $81,000!

And the best part of the article:

“She’s always worrying about what she looks like,” one friend of the “Toxic” songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks pictures of herself on the Internet every night and criticizes every single one.” (Source)

I know you may not like it, but because there’s a tiny chance Britney Spears visits this site, I’m forced to keep posting ridiculous close ups. I will break you Britney (and some of you guys but mainly Britney). You think plastic surgery can save that face? A Halloween mask couldn’t save that face.

NOTE: $81,000 in plastic surgery? What could possibly go wrong?

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10 Comments on “Sexy Britney coming in 2008”

  1. Brit_Sucks

    Hey BRIT if you read this… YOU SUCK!!!

    Stick your head up your ass, that will be a big improvement.. oh wait
    your head is already there. Just get a paper, or plastic bag and cover
    that ugly puss of yours up.

  2. dumb people make me laugh!

    ok, so i’m not a huge brit-brit fan, but i do not think the girl is fug!! She has the potential to be smoking hot AGAIN. She may need a lil noxema or something for her break outs, and granted her hair extensions are not nice, but those are easily fixed. THE GIRL DOES NOT NEED SURGERY!!!

    BRITNEY: I’m sure you’re a good person, just misunderstood. You have to live with your decisions, so make sure you are making the right decisions for YOU!!

    AND i know about “snort it, lick it, f*ck it” -LOVE WILL & GRACE!!!

  3. You know, I really don’t think she ever bathes. How the hell does she get THAT dirty and sweaty. PS may also want to wash her hair before she worries about freakin surgery!

  4. Munk

    hmm….Brit might read this? well then, Britney, you got some serious issues to deal with, and doin all that surgery will only make your life worse. your not even human anymore, your a media product. everything you do is in direct relation to what people say about you and how they showcase you. you need to just turn your back on all this ‘fame’, try to salvage something close to a normal existance, and stop worrying so much about trying to be in the spotlight. this fame you have had to deal with most your life is obviously destroying you, and your family. you seem to care more about your popularity then your own kids. right now, you have next to no respect, even as a human being. people see you and think, ‘train wreck’, ‘crackwhore’, among others.
    actually, you and LiHo need to get together and try to do something that actually matters and is for a good cause. something thats a little more important then whether your on the charts making $million$, but then again, if thats all your after, then your just as pathetic as every Brit-bashing article ive read and you deserve no respect.

  5. BlastBottom

    If you ran a squeegee across her fivehead you could deep fry a horse. Yikes!!!

  6. 8 inches

    her face has got more grease than a gerri-curl commercial!

  7. Lydokane

    She looks like she just finished a bukkake scene and instead of taking a long hot shower she just wiped down with ONE of those little moist towelettes that they give you when you order bar-b-q ribs.

  8. Brit get some help

    If she cared what she looked like she wouldn’t look as bad as she does right now. She is a self absorbed individual that doesn’t care about her kids, just sticking it to Kevin. If only she realized that people aren’t laughing WITH her they are laughing AT her.

  9. Logan

    Brit, cosmetic surgery does NOT replace bathing. In fact, you DO have to keep the incision areas very clean, or risk serious infection! Now, BUCK UP BRIT AND TAKE A SHOWER!

  10. Anabell

    I read all the comments about Britney and it made me feel bad inside.
    When someone has trouble or a problem we are really fast of critizing them.
    Put yourself in to Britney’s position and ask yourself,how would you feel when someone would post INSULTING,MEAN comment about you on public site??
    Britney was young,She probably didnt have good mentor when she was growing up,sometimes being strict parent pays off.
    Of course she wants to do plastic surgery,take a look at all these comments,none of you said “dont do it Britney,natural beauty is the best” nooo you are critizing her even more,how can people be full of hatred?!! Dont you have your own life to worrie about??
    I am pretty sure each one of you who posted those NASTY comments must have simillar or worse problems in your life,i guess it makes you feel good insulting others and laughing at them ,that way you forget about your own problems.

    TO BRITNEY:Britney take advice from someone who knows more, before making any major decissions, excluding your mother becouse she is the one who messed your life up.

    For the rest of you above: GET A LIFE AND A JOB AND TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE,IM SURE YOU AINT NO PERFECT BECOUSE NO BODY IS!!!!

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