Britney going on a world tour?

Britney Spears world tour coming?
Britney Spears going on tour?

Why not! The New York Post says:

It looks like Britney Spears’ family will do anything to get her away from her “friends” Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib - including putting the pill-popping poptard on tour. The buzz at the Grammys was that Spears’ newfound focus on her dancing is preparation for a world tour. Britney “will be leaving the country in the next few weeks,” a source confided to Page Six. “She’ll train in privacy for a month, then go on a global tour.” (Source)

If Britney’s family REALLY wants to get her away from bad influences, they’ll have to teach her to steer clear of penises all together. If you break her troubles down to their core, that’s where all of her “problems” have come from. And by problems of course, I mean her kids. Britney just needs to watch more of The L Word and hang out with other like-minded lesbians (aka Paris) and she’ll be cured. Shit, I’m better at giving medical advice than Dr. Phil . . . and I’m not even HALF as gay as he is.

PIC: Britney leaving the Millennium Dance Studio (2/14)

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6 Comments on “Britney going on a world tour?”

  1. 8 inches

    I didn’t know O.J was her bodyguard.

  2. keep it real

    if by world tour they mean drug binge then let the games begin

  3. Just Saying

    Gary Coleman will have sex with his wife before Brit has a successful World Tour. Trust.

  4. sk

    She definetly has that whole Jim Morrison look going on(minus beard and beergut, for now), she’s already exposed herself in public now she just needs to O.D. in a bathtub in Paris…

  5. They Tarded

    She’s a 26 year old millionaire who’s grounded. Justin Timberlake must have a voodoo doll or sumpin.

  6. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Her new hair looks much better!

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