Brody Jenner can’t get enough of Laguna Beach
Brody Jenner was seen at Mel’s Diner this week with his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavalleri’s nemesis Lauren Conrad (’L.C.’):
Kristin and L.C.’s rivalry goes back to their days on MTV’s “Laguna Beach.” Here’s the recap: Kristin stole L.C.’s then-boyfriend Stephen Coletti and the girls haven’t gotten along since. Is this Lauren’s way to get back at Kristin or is this an attempt by Brody to get Kristin’s attention?
So TMZ thinks this may be an attempt by Brody to “get Kristin’s attention.” Hmmmm….possibly….You know what, I’m going to throw my own CRAZY theory out there about Brody and L.C.–I ask you one thing: please no black helicopter jokes after I tell you my WILD theory, OK? Here goes:
Not giving a shit about Kristin Cavalleri, Brody thinks L.C. is hot and he really wants to fuck her.
SHOCKING considering Brody is an attractive male in his early 20s with a functional penis.
I think Kramer said it best - “c-c-c-c-c-cat fight!”
omg. I cant believe this…how did they meet?? I’ve always liked Lauren better…but Lauren is the bad person in this situation…you just dont do sumthin like that…she went through that shit with Jason and Stephen…she doesnt care about anybody but herself. She might wanna keep her legs closed this time…just a suggestion Lauren….and in my opinion… Kristin and him looked right together, they just dont.
New Torture for Terrorists… Strap terrorist to a chair and force them to watch this drama play out. Every word, every photo, every detail… Up close and personal.
Any creature with a central nervous system will crack…. I’d rather my finger nails be pulled out with needle nose plyers than to witness this level of celeb-dementia.