Carnie Wilson will show us!
Carnie Wilson is rotund
In 1999, 5′3″, 300 lb Carnie Wilson underwent gastric bypass surgery. After dropping 22 dress sizes and more than 150 pounds, the singer posed nude in Playboy. Yup. Her. That chick above. Playboy. As evidenced from these pics of her last week — and despite having a stomach the size of a thimble — she gained all the weight back. But she’ll show us! She’s gonna lose the weight . . . again! Carnie told MomLogic:
“Keep watching me, I have already lost 15 pounds and I have 35 to go! I will be back in Playboy shape in no time. Just watch me!” (Source)
Carnie’s right, she’s only got 35 more pounds to lose to get into Playboy shape . . . in each thigh! About the only magazines that would be appropriate for her to pose in these days would be Bon Appétit, Gourmet, and No, I’m not expecting twins asshole!.
biggest turn off: those damn crocs!! Puhleeeeeeeez! Oh, and the kool-aid hair and sans makeup don’t help either.
Could someone explain to me how you gain that much weight after gastric bypass? I mean if they reduced her stomach to the size of a thimble - or small shotglass - how is it done? Do you just keep eating until you stretch the remaining portion of your stomach that food enters? isn’t this painful? and doesn’t this become dangerous and cause the likelihood of a ruptured stomach? Not understanding here.
Next they staple her mouth shut so she can’t stuff food into her pie hole?
She can do it. And I look forward to seeing her encore appearance in Playboy.
does anyone care about this obese witch anymore?