Cash Warren is a moron

Cash Warren is dumb

According to friends of Cash Warren and Jessica Alba, the reason for the couple’s recent breakup was not because of another man–as many have speculated–but because Jessica wanted to get married and Cash didn’t. An insider told the New York Daily News:

“[Cash] wasn’t ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It’s simple as that. It’s kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn’t like that.”

Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.

“Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful,” says the friend. “That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.” (Source)

What the hell is Cash waiting for?!? He can’t possibly do better than Jessica Alba. She’s basically a smoking hot ATM machine–but with less personality … at least that’s what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.

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One Comment on “Cash Warren is a moron”

  1. Hasnain

    I think finally now that they are married,it is good.Their couple together looks good but I don’t think they should let the press take their kissing pictures because that looks awkward.Anyways,I can tell Jessica and Cash both are very luck to have each other married.

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