Kelly Brook and ex-fiancé Billy Zane in London (5/15)

+ Keira Knightley should never wear these pants again [Just Jared]

+ Michelle Trachtenberg shouldn’t hang with skinny girls [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian’s Big Bikini Boobs are Big News [Egotastic!]
+ Daisy Fuentes looking friggin’ hot [F-Listed]
+ Eva Longoria wears wedding dress to movie premiere [ICYDK]

+ A few more Laura Vandervoort bikini pics [Popoholic]
+ Ashlee Simpson rockin’ the bikini for Shape magazine [Horny Oyster]
+ Some promoter wants Suge Knight to fight the dude that knocked him out [Bossip]
+ Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson split up again [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Nick Cannon shopping at the Hello Kitty store in Beverly Hills (5/13)

+ These two are almost as bad as Heidi and Spencer [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz’s Lesbian Kiss is in the Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer [Egotastic!]
+ Angelina has huge cannes [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Alba claims her pregnancy was no accident[Lossip]
+ Chloe Sevigny is a geek babe [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Victoria Beckham might be pregnant [ICYDK]
+ Mom shoots 8-year-old daughter in the leg to win a bet [Attuworld]
+ Jodie Foster and her lesbian lover break up [Cele|bitchy]
+ I would totally hammer Jaime Hammer [Horny Oyster]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon leaving Gyu-Kaku restaurant in Beverly Hills, California (5/12)

+ Miley Cyrus rockin’ the mic like a slut (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Salma’s boobs look enormous in this pic [Lossip]
+ Charlize Theron is Still Stunning [Egotastic!]
+ Monica Leigh is rather attractive [Horny Oyster]
+ Britney Spears banged Doogie Howser [Pink Is The New Blog]

+ International babe of the day Isabeli Fontana [Double Viking]
+ Drew barrymore involved in hit and run [ICYDK]
+ Note to self: subscribe to Maxim Argentina [F-Listed]
+ Wet t-shirt video? Sure! [Part Mule]

[WENN]

Salma Hayek and her daughter Valentina at LAX (5/9)

+ Jessica Simpson has hard nipples [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Megan Fox Topless Pictures!!! [Egotastic!]
+ What the hell is Sarah Jessica Parker wearing on her head [Just Jared]
+ My toilet has more talent than both of these chicks [Lossip]
+ This just in: smoking is still cool [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Kirsten Dunst is off the wagon [ICYDK]
+ Pics from Arizona State University’s “undie run” [Attuworld]
+ Law & Order actor arrested at airport for carrying a gun [Cele|bitchy]
+ I have to get a subscription to this magazine [Horny Oyster]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Lindsay Lohan trying to swat the paparazzi away outside Goa nightclub in L.A. (5/8)

+ Tori Spelling has some hot mom tits [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were [Egotastic!]
+ Playboy in Miley Cyrus’ future? [Just Jared]
+ Write your own fantasy [F-Listed]
+ Katie Holmes has the itch to birth another alien baby [The Blemish]

+ Another “oops” moment for Paris Hilton [Attuworld]
+ Some amazingly hot Gemma Atkinson bikini pics [Popoholic]
+ George Clooney’s girlfriend somehow got a magazine cover next month [Cele|bitchy]
+ It’s official: John Mayer is funny [Horny Oyster]
+ Patrick Dempsey dyslexia has [ICYDK]

[WENN]

Paris Hilton unveiling her new line of hair extensions today in New York

+ Dina Lohan should be the last person to give another mom advice [Just Jared]

+ Diana Kruger has some very sexy legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment [Egotastic!]
+ Kim Kardashian is acting again . . . and not in a porno [F-Listed]
+ George Clooney causes chaos in New York [ICYDK]

+ Olivia Munn is a dirty, dirty girl . . . and sexy [Popoholic]
+ Jaime Pressly does FHM [Horny Oyster]
+ R. Kelly’s lawyers are trying to delay his trial yet again [Bossip]
+ Jimmy Kimmel makes an A.I. reject’s dream come true [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Geri Halliwell walking her dog in London (5/7)

+ Wholesome Miley Cyrus hangs with trannies [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rihanna: Still Hot, Still Knows It [Egotastic!]
+ Matt Damon looks like a creepy molester [Just Jared]
+ Christina got crunk again [Lossip]
+ Natalie Portman’s boyfriend is a total dickface [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Star Jones and Barbara Walters totally brawling right now [ICYDK]
+ Alicia Keys has a sloppy body [Attuworld]
+ Christina Ricci gives a super awkward interview on the Tonight Show [Cele|bitchy]
+ Roselyn Sanchez looks awesome in a bikini [Horny Oyster]

[Pacific Coast News]

Scarlett Johansson at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala “Superheroes-Fashion & Fantasy” (5/5)

+ Michelle Trachtenberg has nipple pasties [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nadia Dawn is stacked [Lossip]
+ In case you missed it: Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures! [Egotastic!]
+ Karolina Kurkova looking hot in Vogue [Horny Oyster]
+ Is Sarah Silverman hot or not? [Double Viking]

+ Madonna has her eyes on a young Latin stud [Geno’s World]
+ First pics of Tori Spelling’s fetus [ICYDK]
+ George Clooney’s girlfriend looking pretty classy [F-Listed]
+ It’s official: boobs make you smart [Part Mule]

[Pacific Coast News, Splash News]

Brad Pitt with his son Pax in Southern France (5/4)

+ It really is a shame about Fergie face . . . [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Even More Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Mariah Carey in a bikini? Sure! [Just Jared]
+ In honor of Cinco de Mayo, the hottest Mexican women is . . . [Lossip]
+ Pussycat Dolls’ Nicole Scherzinger pregnant? [F-Listed]

+ Tons of eye candy at the British Soap Awards [Derek Hail]
+ Avril Lavigne looking decent in Maxim Germany [Horny Oyster]
+ The top 25 opening credits of 80’s TV action shows [Attuworld]
+ Courtney Love is in the hospital [ICYDK]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Peter Fonda in New York’s Central Park (4/30)

+ Mandy Moore has a dumpy ass [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Amy Smart Nipple Slip Kicks Ass [Egotastic!]
+ Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio without makeup [Just Jared]
+ Wikipedia confirms that Britney Spears is a crazy whore [F-Listed]
+ Dude from Nickelback banned from driving for a year [The Blemish]

+ I don’t know what Hilary did, but she is officially hot [Popoholic]
+ Bud Bundy parties with porn stars [Attuworld]
+ What a shock, Britney Spears trashed her rented mansion [Cele|bitchy]
+ Yoko Matsugane is stacked [Horny Oyster]
+ Britney blew $61 million last year [ICYDK]

[Pacific Coast News]