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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen outside her West Village apartment (3/17)

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Gisele Bundchen in Miami last month (10/20)

Gisele pissed off a bunch off people Tuesday at the Suffolk Street “Nightmare Haunted House” in NYC, people who obviously can’t grasp the concept that supermodels are just better humans. A “spy” told the New York Post:

“She showed up with three friends and bought tickets around 9:45. She cut the entire line of people still waiting for their 9:30 entry.” (Source)

The horror! A celebrity cut in line without waiting with the rest of the mouth-breathers? I’m sure Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Campbell, and (insert any number of celebrities) would never do such a thing! Who does she think she is? Cutting in line should be reserved for the mentally handicapped . . . like Janeane Garofalo and that chick I hit on in the produce aisle the other day. BTW, Tom Brady wasn’t at the event because he was too busy throwing ANOTHER touchdown against the Redskins.

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Gisele Bundchen and her boyfriend Tom Brady enjoyed a relaxing day at the Setai Hotel pool in South Beach on Monday. Gisele’s activities included picking her wedgie and eating full bites of food. Look at her, it’s almost like she doesn’t care anymore. Does she wanna weight over 100 pounds because that’s where she’s headed with that reckless habit. And then who will future generations of women turn to to develop their distorted body images?

NOTE: Check out Gisele’s bikini pics from this weekend HERE

Gisele Bundchen bikini pics!

How great must life be for Tom Brady right now? His football team is undefeated and he’s banging a supermodel. I totally know how he feels, that sense of swagger. On Saturday night I pulled a Park Place game piece off my Chicken McNuggets. All I need is Boardwalk and I’m a millionaire!

Gisele Bundchen shopping in New York City on Saturday

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You’d think a woman would be annoyed if the guy she was currently dating had a pregnant ex-girlfriend walking around. But that’s just not the case with supermodel/ soon-to-be-ex Victoria’s Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. From the National Enquirer:

It’s a shocker when your brand-new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend reveals he left a tiny surprise in her womb before they split, but supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s taking it in stride. Showing she bears no hard feelings, Gisele sent a pricey passel of designer kiddie clothes and blankets to sweetie Tom Brady’s ex - actress Bridget Moynahan - who’s bearing Tommy’s tyke! (Source)

Blankets? That’s the oldest damn trick in the book. Don’t be surprised when Bridget Moynahan develops a raging case of smallpox next week. And then while she’s sick, Gisele is gonna swoop in and steal all of her land. It’s how my Indian-conquering ancestors would have done it.

Uh oh. Tom Brady just may kill another man. From the New York Daily News:

Gisele Bundchen danced wildly at the Gramercy Park Hotel Friday night, playfully grabbing a male friend’s crotch as we looked on. Boyfriend Tom Brady was nowhere to be seen. (Source)

Really now, what has our society come to? I miss the days when you could playfully grabbed another male’s crotch without making the news. Or as it’s called ’round these parts “Sunday School.” Yeah, I went there.

Gisele Bundchen is leaving Victoria’s Secret because the company wouldn’t meet her salary demands (she currently makes $5 million/year as lead angel). According to a source close to the negotiations, the supermodel was simply being unreasonable:

“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic. Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.” (Source)

OK I admit it, I couldn’t care less about this story. I’m just using it as an excuse to post some sexy Gisele pics. Now if only one of these gossip mags would do a story on my next door neighbor. I’ve got some great shower candids portraits of her I’d love to share with everyone.

Gisele Bundchen modeling the Colcci 2007 collection

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Gisele Bundchen might become a step mom. For the past few months, she’s been photographed several times with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Though it hasn’t been confirmed, they’re dating. Now comes word over the weekend that Brady’s ex, actress Bridget Moynahan, is three months pregnant with Brady’s child. A rep for Moynahan told Us Magazine:

“This it to confirm that actress Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant. Former boyfriend Tom Brady is the father. They recently split after a three year relationship. Privacy and consideration is appreciated at this time. No further comments will be made.” (Source)

Damn they’re gonna have a beautiful kid. Bridget Moynahan makes me touch myself–often; and Tom, well I’m straight as an arrow and even I would do him. I just hope their baby doesn’t have endure the taunting and name calling I had to put up with as a kid because of my looks. It’s almost like it was my fault my smile lit up a room.

Some nice Gisele bikini pics after the jump. Why? Because I love you…

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