Archive: Hayden Panettiere

Jeremy Piven wants to bang Hayden Panettiere

Jeremy Piven = FAIL. From Star magazine (via Cele|bitchy):

Jeremy chatted up Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere [at an Emmys afterparty] - who, at 19, is 24 years younger than Jeremy. “He was trying to be charming and kept saying he ‘wanted to show her around town,’” says a partygoer. “But Hayden soon excused herself and escaped.”

If Jeremy Piven really wants to pick up on teenagers, he should do what any self-respecting guy would do: become an SAT tutor. Jeremy might want to accept the fact that from Hayden’s perspective, he’s an old man. He should also probably realize that for twenty dollars, strippers don’t make that distinction . . . or have souls. I know I don’t say this nearly enough but, I love you strippers.

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]

Jessica Alba for “Declare Yourself”

Jessica Alba’s latest ad for the “Declare Yourself” get out the vote campaign hit the web today. Alba plays the host of a mock home shopping channel selling the “Muzzler 2008.” Hayden Panettiere makes a cameo as a muzzled model. Get it? Because if you don’t vote, you’re being muzzled. I know, so clever. While I appreciate their intentions, if you weren’t planning on voting until you saw an ad featuring Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere, congratulations, you’re a moron.

[Declare Yourself]

Hayden Panettiere walking down Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood (10/1)

Note to all women: Dressing down but wearing a shitload of makeup always makes you look like a tranny.

[Pacific Coast News, WENN]

Jansen, Hayden, and Alan Panettiere leaving Buca Di Peppo restaurant in L.A. (9/25)

Hayden Panettiere’s father, Alan, has been formally charged with misdemeanor battery after he punched his wife in the face during an argument last month. Though Hayden tried to downplay the incident saying her family is “wonderful, happy, and great,” dude, her dad definitely punched her mom in the face. From People:

Panettiere, 49, faces arraignment on Oct. 11. If convicted, he faces up to a year in county jail. Alan Panettiere was arrested Aug. 11 at the family’s West Hollywood home after he “struck his wife (Lesley Vogel) one or two times on the cheek causing bruising with a closed fist,” a sheriff’s spokesman said. The couple had returned from a charity event hosted by their daughter. Another sheriff’s official confirmed that alcohol was involved. (Source)

Who knew Hayden’s mom had a problem listening? Just kidding, domestic abuse is something that should never be made light of . . . unless it’s happening to rich and famous people. What the article fails to mention is that the “charity event” Hayden’s parents had been attending earlier in the night was for a Battered Women’s Shelter . . . which coincidentally, is where Alan learned his “moves.”

NOTE TO ALAN PANETTIERE: Flipping off your son and daughter is so not cool. You already beat up their mom. Leave the poor kids alone.

[Pacific Coast News]

Hayden Panettiere kisses co-star Paul Rust on the set of I Love You Beth Cooper in L.A. (9/14)

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[Flynet]

Hayden Panettiere feeling herself up

Hayden Panettiere got to second base with herself at last night’s Heroes “Countdown to the Premiere” event at Edison Lounge in Los Angeles. And she didn’t even have to buy herself dinner and roses. Or make violent threats to her family. I’ve found that both can be quite effective.

[Pacific Coast News]

Hayden Panettiere nip slip!

Thanks to eagle-eyed Celebslam reader “Bush” for finding a nip slip in those Hayden Panettiere bikini pics I posted earlier today. Your parents would be proud. Or ashamed. Definitely one of those.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Hayden Panettiere bikini pics! (Los Angeles - 8/24)

Hayden Panettiere had a little pool party at her house over the weekend to celebrate her 19th birthday. Everyone was invited: her friends, her dog . . . a stalker who’s really good at the tricky art of fence climbing.* After the party ended around 9ish, Hayden hit up Foxtail nightclub where she was spun from the ceiling for four hours.

*Tip: Try squeezing a stress ball nightly to strengthen your grip. You’ll see results in about two weeks. After a month, you should be able to climb even the trickiest fences and window sills.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Hayden Panettiere’s family is wonderful, happy, and great

Hayden Panettiere thinks an overzealous cop was the only reason her dad was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of felony spousal abuse (Hayden’s dad Alan was arrested after punching Hayden’s mom in the face. Twice.) She told Extra:

“It [the incident] was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his fifteen minutes of fame. My family is wonderful — so very happy. We’re all great.” (Source)

Hayden continued, “We’re all great, We’re all great, We’re all great, We’re all great,” until someone finally punched her in the back of the head to reset her motherboard.

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Hayden Panettiere’s dad arrested for spousal abuse

Hayden Panettiere’s dad Alan was arrested earlier this morning for punching her mom Lesley. He’s currently being held on $50,000 bail. Lesley’s injuries were bad enough that paramedics were called, but she refused to go to the hospital. TMZ says:

Law enforcement tells us Alan allegedly struck wife Lesley at least twice with fist — a right cross to the left cheek, causing noticeable bruising. We’re told both had definitely been drinking.

Alan told cops when they arrived, “I’m Alan. Yeah, I just got into an argument with my drunk wife.” We’re also told Alan “clearly” was under the influence. Among other things, his eyes were extremely bloodshot and his hair was a mess.

Lesley is the one who called the cops and when they came she asked them to arrest her hubby. (Source)

What an asshole. My dad taught me at a young age that under no conditions should I ever hit a woman. Because verbal abuse leaves no marks, you see. There’s only so many times you can use the “she tripped and fell into the coffee table” excuse before the local authorities start to catch on. And then how are you supposed to get your point across to your wife that you like your goddamn pasta cooked al dente!

[WENN]