Archive: Heidi Klum

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Heidi Klum hosting a promotional event at a McDonalds in Munich, Germany (5/29)

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Heidi Klum leaving Bristol Farms grocery store in Hollywood (5/2)

I don’t know who Heidi’s flipping off but I’m pretty sure it’s you. She said she hates Americans and that we’re all fat and stupid and lazy and ugly. It’s true, she really said that. My friend heard her.

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David and Victoria Beckham at Via Veneto restaurant in Santa Monica (4/20)

For her 34th birthday, Heidi Klum bought friend Victoria Beckham a “Cupcake of the Week” gift from L.A. bakery Sprinkles. In Touch Weekly says:

The treats will be delivered every Friday for a year — which totals a staggering 170,000 calories! “It will cost Heidi around $2,000,” an insider tells In Touch. “The card said ‘Happy Birthday — expect a dozen every Friday! Love, Heidi.’”

No way in hell Posh eats these cupcakes. We’re talking about the same chick that once donated money to the Feed the Children organization because she thought they’d tell her “those kids totally majuhhh dieting secrets!” You might as well sign Kirstie Alley up for the “Salad of the Month” club.

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Heidi Klum at the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, California. (2/24)

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Heidi Klum backstage at the Project Runway Season 4 fashion show

Heidi Klum Victoria’s Secret Commercial

I’m usually not a fan of commercials unless they involve either (1)Heidi Klum or (2)boobs, so imagine my luck finding this commercial for CBS’s upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Fashion Show featuring (1)Heidi Klum and (2)boobs. It’s your basic 30 second clip full of funny noises, boob talk, and groping–a lot like my last job interview. I hope I wasn’t being too forward.

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Heidi Klum at the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

You think Heidi’s panty set is an inappropriate gift for a first date? Guess I’ll find out tonight. *fingers crossed*

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Seal and Heidi Klum

Tune in to The Oprah Winfrey Show tomorrow to hear Heidi Klum talk about falling in love with Seal’s package. The supermodel revealed to Oprah:

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts. “And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.” (Source)

This just goes to prove the point if you’re hung like a horse it doesn’t matter if your face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with track spikes–you can still bang supermodels. Of course that’s reason #23 why I wear a tube sock in my pants. On a side note, for those of you interested in purchasing bicycle shorts, I hear Richard Simmons, Eddie Van Halen, and the lead singer from Poison are having garage sales this weekend.

NOTE: Of course this story is useless without smoking hot pictures of Heidi:

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Heidi Klum presenting the new Volkswagen Tiguan in Berlin on Thursday

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The restraining order can attest to the fact that I love Heidi Klum as much as the next guy. Be it through binoculars or up close in a courtroom, Heidi is a natural beauty. That’s why I don’t understand these pics–they’re more touched up than Macaulay Culkin at a Michael Jackson slumber-party. The editor should’ve signed his name to each one.