Archive: Hugh Grant

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Hugh Grant was arrested last night after attacking a paparazzo with a flurry of baked beans and kicks on Tuesday. Photographer Ian Whittaker claims Hugh flipped out after an innocent request for a picture:

“It looked like he had been out for a morning jog. I asked him if he would give me a smile because he was standing with his head down. But he must have been having a bad day because he started chasing me down the street. He gave me a couple of kicks in the legs and I think he kneed me. When I told him I had two children, he snarled, ‘I hope they die of fucking cancer’. That really upset me and is why I went to the police to make a complaint of assault against him. He was out of order.” (Source)

You just know this story will eventually make its way to some poor starving village in Kenya: “The Westerners, they have so much food they use baked beans as weapons.”

Hugh Grant was pranked at the Amsterdam premiere of his romantic comedy Music and Lyrics. Under the guise of wanting a picture taken, a woman working for a Dutch television show approached Grant on the red carpet and handcuffed herself to his arm … wait, they actually have movie premieres in Amsterdam? I thought all people did there was sit around in their hemp sweaters and smoke weed. I guess it makes sense though–if you’re releasing a comedy there’s no better place to do it than in a theatre full of laugh-happy stoners, eagerly anticipating the next fart joke. I bet half the dudes over there thought Schindler’s List was a dark comedy.

NOTE: The handcuffing occurs 1:47 into the video. F’ing hilarious!

Though he’s unsure about going under the knife himself, British actor Hugh Grant recently admitted that he has a fetish for some types of plastic surgery. However, Grant–fresh off a breakup from his girlfriend of three years Jemima Khan–thinks some people take it way too far:

“I’m ambivalent about it, although I feel sorry for a lot of these Beverly Hills wives who’ve had so much done that they look a little scary these days. On the other hand, I’ve seen some plastic surgery that I’ve found rather strangely sexually attractive.” (Source)

Hugh, those things you’re attracted to are called breast implants. Walk around Beverly Hills for an hour and you’ll see what I’m talking about. And why do you think your attraction is strange? Isn’t the entire point of plastic surgery to become more sexually attractive? It’s why I went under the knife last month to get my penis ribbed. For her pleasure? It certainly sounded that way last Saturday night.

Actually, she’s a lot insane. But it’s the good kind of insane involving public nudity not the bad kind involving dead animals buried in your trunk. When asked by Parade Magazine about the famous incident when she flashed David Letterman on his show, Barrymore claims she has no regrets:

“How fun was that?” Barrymore told Parade magazine. “I’m so glad I was so free at one point in my life.”

When asked if she still thinks she’s free, Barrymore said:

“I think I am and I think it alarms people … I’ll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into a field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked.”

So basically Drew lives in an tampon commercial. Because tampon commercials are the only times you see a woman running through a field of wheat. Or some liberated woman running down the beach wearing something stupid like a white bedsheet and a necklace made of flowers. And why is she liberated? Because her tampons are now 60% more absorbent. Duh!!!

Some pics of Drew and…uh…Hugh Grant at the Golden Globes after the jump…

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