Archive: Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale on her honeymoon in 2004

Damn, if this chick thinks she’s fat, normal chicks don’t stand a chance. Kate Beckinsale has “demanded” a body double for certain scenes in her new film Whiteout because she thinks she’s fat and doesn’t want to bare her naked butt. A source told the Daily Mail:

“Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it. Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen. She will have the final veto over who stands in for her.” (Source)

Kate must be the only person in the world who hates her body. My right hand, for example, fell in love with Kate’s body years ago *wink* . . . oh no, I don’t mean that you sicko. I’m talking about masturbation. Lots and lots of it.

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Kate Beckinsale at the Glamour “Women of the Year Awards” in London (6/3)

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Kate Beckinsale arriving at STK restaurant in West Hollywood (3/21)

Newsworthy? Not in the least bit. Would I give my life savings to smell the front seat of that car? You better believe it.

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Kate Beckinsale in Esquire magazine (March)

With apologies to my wife, girlfriend, and kids, I just found three new pics for my wallet. Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t mean I don’t love them, it just means I don’t love them as much. Kate tends to have that effect.

Kate Beckinsale in Brentwood (1/20)

Kate can bitch all she wants but I’m not giving that locket she gave me back  . . . like I knew she had a twin sister that lacked a gag reflex. What are the chances?

Kate Beckinsale in Brentwood (10/31)

If these are what the chicks look like in Hell, I’m taking a half-day to go firebomb a preschool. In the interest of full disclosure, I am in love with Kate Beckinsale. She pretty much could’ve dressed up like a Klansman and I would have praised her for “pushing the limits.”

Kate Beckinsale at JFK

You’ve probably been on edge since seeing those pics I posted of Kate Beckinsale being patted down by security at LAX. I wanted to apologize for leaving you hanging. Turns out Kate wasn’t a terrorist after all and her flight landed at JFK without incident. Except for that jackass in 3F who wanted two bags of peanuts and a pillow. What a sense of entitlement that asshole had!

Kate Beckinsale at LAX yesterday

I knew I should have listened to my parents and gotten into airport security. I’ve always wanted to feel up Kate Beckinsale! Oh well I guess I can’t complain too much, I’m doing what I’ve dreamed about since the fourth grade, blogging. The mere mention of that word tends to open up doors in this industry.

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Underworld star Kate Beckinsale claims she would love to have Queen Latifah’s body–at least for a day–because of her “gigantic real breasts.” The über-hot Beckinsale told the April issue of Glamour magazine:

“I am so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn’t have them, either. If I had them, I’d run up and down flights of stairs!” (Source)

So Kate Beckinsale fantasizes about Queen Latifah’s breasts? Welcome to the club. Really who doesn’t dream about those … wait a minute, that’s Queen Latifah?!? Oh shit, nevermind. *face reddens* Yikes, this is almost as embarrassing as that time I mistakenly walked into the woman’s bathroom at the airport.*

*with my pants around my ankles. My bad!