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Samantha Ronson blows Lindsay Lohan a kiss
The first time Samantha Ronson has ever blown anything

Samantha Ronson blew Lindsay Lohan a kiss yesterday as she was leaving the set of Lohan’s new movie Labor Pains. I don’t know why Lindsay won’t just admit she’s gay already. Her closet must have like nine deadbolts. The only way she could be any gayer is if she had her hands surgically replaced with vibrators. Don’t laugh. With enough money, doctors will do just about anything in Mexico.

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Lunch with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has bouncy hair
Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains in L.A. (7/7)

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Top 10 Best Boobs in Hollywood

Courtesy of In Touch Weekly (Click the pic for the larger version)

10. Beyoncé Knowles

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“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

9. Megan Fox

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When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

8. Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

7. Audrina Patridge

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Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.

6. Katherine Heigl

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Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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Inside Lindsay and Sam’s “friendship”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are dating
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/2)

In their upcoming issue, Star has a revealing look inside what they call the “hot romance” of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. No, seriously, they actually call it a “hot romance.” Apparently they’ve never seen a picture of Samantha Ronson. A source told the mag:

“They’re totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!”

They call Samantha’s Hollywood Hills house “home” — and behind closed doors, “Lindsay and Sam play certain roles,” the source explains. “Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!” (Source)

Lindsay and Sam don’t play “house” — they play “free clinic.” On Friday nights Sam plays the patient and Lindsay plays the curious OB/GYN. But instead of doctor’s tools, she uses produce. Wow, I almost typed that entire sentence without puking in my mouth.

NOTE: The fact that Sam wears the pants in that family shouldn’t surprise anyone since she also wears the condoms* . . . on her fingers.

*Magnums

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Lindsay Lohan grew up

Lindsay Lohan is all pro on the set of Labor Pains
“My kung fu style will defeat you!”

In contrast to how she’s acted during production of her last few movies (calling in sick, showing up hours late, giving half the men on set the clap . . . ok I made that last one up), Lindsay Lohan has been nothing but a pro on the set of her new film Labor Pains. A friend of her’s told the New York Post:

“She’s showing up early for call time, she knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her. She’s a total pro now.” The reason, the friend adds, is because Lohan’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, “has a calming effect on her.” (Source)

Lindsay’s a total pro now? I’ve got news for you Lindsay’s friend (aka publicist), she reached that dubious distinction six years ago when she exceeded McDonalds in number of people served. And is anyone surprised that Samantha has “calming effect” on Lindsay? That’s usually what happens to people after they’re done having sex — or in the case of these two, after they’re done playing “hide the thermos.”

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Sam is not gonna like this

Lindsay Lohan kissing her co star on the set of Labor Pains
Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Labor Pains today

Looks like that “cooties bonus” that Lindsay has written into all her contracts in case she has to kiss any boys is finally paying off!

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Did Lindsay come out to her mom?

Lindsay Lohan came out of the closet to her mom.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on the set of Labor Pains in L.A. (6/9)

Did Lindsay come out of the closet to her mom? According to an anonymous user on a random Internet message board, she did! Queerty.com found the following posts on the boards over at DataLounge:

“FYI people, LL has been closeted in La La landed for a few years now. In fact, since she was around 19. That’s also when she started to get fucked up. there have been women before Sam. 3 that I can think of off the top of my head. Semel, Demme, and Heidi Cortez. and perhaps others who were never made public…”

“Another rumor I heard, though I’m not sure how true it is is that that Lohan came out to her mother (not her father) when she dumped Vilmer Vald….whatever…and explained to her that it was because she thought she liked girls. And Dina tried to convince her daughter that it was just a phase. The person who told me this is a reliable person, but I’m just not sure if the place they got the story from is a good place. It seems like too personal of a thing for so many people to know about this. So I’ve never put much weight on this one.” (Source)

Sounds like Lindsay’s hooked up with more chicks than Charlie Sheen. Unlike Charlie though, her philandering ways probably didn’t cost her hundreds of thousands of dollars . . . just her career (along with a class ring or two *wink wink*). With all of her experience bedding the ladies, perhaps Lindsay’s next film role should be an interpretive biography depicting Wilt Chamberlain’s life — or at least a bit part in Fisting Females Part 10.*

*Now with POV angles!

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Holy crap

Lindsay Lohan needs a tan
Lindsay Lohan needs a tan

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Lindsay Lohan as white as she was on Sunday afternoon. Mind you, she spent that morning tanning at the Roosevelt Hotel pool. That’s the result. How is that even scientifically possible? I feel like someone should be studying this. That chick that was locked in her dad’s basement for 24 years had a better tan than this bitch. If Lindsay was any brighter, we could harness her energy to power our homes.

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 15

Lindsay Lohan bikini candids!
Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! (L.A. - 6/8)

Lindsay Lohan spent a leisurely Sunday morning hanging out at the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. For the first time in months, Lindsay managed to be photographed without Samantha Ronson at her side. Ohh, I bet they had a fight. I bet Lindsay got mad at Sam for always leaving the toilet seat up. That bitch never thinks about others.

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Lindsay Lohan got a job

Lindsay Lohan gets new movie role.
Lindsay Lohan got a job

Despite the underwhelming success of her last few films (see here and here), Lindsay Lohan is still getting work. In the romantic comedy Labor Pains — starting production today — Lindsay will play a girl “who thrives on attention” that fakes a pregnancy so she won’t get fired. The co-producer of the film, Celine Rattray, told the New York Daily News:

“Lindsay is a tremendously talented actress. We have spent a lot of time with her over the last three months, and she has really impressed us with her work ethic. She comes to every meeting 15 minutes early, to the point where she has shown up a few times before we were ready for her. She is rehearsing every day with energy and focus. She is lovely to her co-stars and the crew. We got her insured in the film, and our insurance and bond reps have also been impressed with her good behavior. Whatever personal issues she may have had in the past, it is clear to m that work is her total priority. She wants to make this role and this film a success, and I truly believe in her.” (Source)

Wouldn’t a more suitable role for Lindsay have involved her playing a woman trying to get pregnant for attention, instead of pretending to be? My guess is that the script probably had to be changed at the last minute once the producers realized how many extras they would have had to hire to recreate an authentic environment — namely the U.S Army’s 2nd Battalion.

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