Archive: Madonna

This Madonna/A-Rod story just got a little more interesting. The New York Post claims A-Rod’s wife is now “seeing” Lenny Kravitz who, of course, used to “see” Madonna . . . repeatedly against the wall into the wee hours of the morning. To recap: A-Rod’s wife, used to bang A-Rod, now banging Lenny Kravitz. Madonna, used to bang Lenny Kravitz, now banging A-Rod. And of course Madonna, Kravitz, and Rodriguez all have the same manager: Guy Oseary. My head hearts. From the New York Post:

Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez’s marriage is kaput, sources told The Post. A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, has been shacked up with rocker Lenny Kravitz in Paris.

The stunning news emerged a day after revelations that Alex Rodriguez has been paying late-night visits to Madonna’s Upper West Side apartment. Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night.

Well at least there’s no kids involved.

[Alex and Cynthia’s] two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said. (Source)

Oops.

[WENN]

Madonna and A-Rod might be having an affair

Us Weekly is hinting that Madonna and the very-married New York Yankees’ star Alex Rodriguez are having an affair. Apparently A-Rod has made numerous late-night visits — “as late as midnight” — to the singer’s New York City apartment. A source told the mag:

“All the doormen are talking.”

Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.

Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he “hates [A-Rod’s] guts” because he once hit on his wife. (Source)

It’s surprising that Madonna wants “A-Rod” . . . I’d have guessed she wanted more than one. If Madonna’s relationship with A-Rod is like any of her previous ones, expect the slugger to be demoted to Triple A by the end of the week. I’d say Madonna’s vadge is like a “cooler” for men’s careers, but typically there’s only a burning sensation associated with it. At least now we know who Canseco and A-Rod’s steroid dealer was!

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie not wearing their wedding rings

Fueling rumors that a split is imminent, both Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie were spotted without their wedding rings over the weekend (Madonna in New York and Guy in London). Ritchie is supposedly flying to New York this week in an attempt to work things out with his wife — though he’s been advised by her doctors to use terms like “reconcile” and “conciliate” when he meets with her. Apparently if you use the words “work” and “out” near Madonna, she totally freaks out. “Work out?!? Gym?!? Where?!? MUST . . . LIFT . . . SOMETHING . . . HEAVY . . . REPEATEDLY.”

[Splash News, BauerGriffinOnline]

But they look so happy . . .

There’s been talk over the last few months that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s seven-year marriage was falling apart and the two were on the verge of a split. A source revealed to UK tabloid the Daily Mirror that the rumors aren’t rumor: the two are definitley divorcing:

Madonna told Guy Ritchie she wants a divorce after the couple agreed they had fallen out of love. They admitted to each other that their seven-year marriage was doomed because they had simply drifted apart.

A friend said last night: “They were both very calm. Madonna told Guy: ‘I’m sorry, I want a divorce’. And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad. [Guy’s] a bit down in the dumps, and who can blame him. He’s off to the country to get a bit of peace and quiet.”

Both parties have now talked to divorce lawyers to ensure that the break-up is orderly and as amicable as possible. Without a pre-nuptial agreement, Guy could be looking at up to £50million of Madge’s £300million fortune. (Source)

The most heartbreaking aspect of this whole divorce is that their son Rocco will now be forced to grow up in a broken home. I guess he better get used to asking one important question over and over and over and over again: “Excuse me mister, are you my new daddy?”

NOTE: Now that she’s no longer married to Guy, I wonder if Madonna will drop his last name . . . along with his accent?

[WENN]

Madonna’s brother writing a tell-all

Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone — with whom she had a falling out with several years ago — is set to reveal her darkest secrets in an upcoming “brutal” exposé he’s writing with British journalist Wendy Leigh. A source told the New York Post:

“It’s extremely graphic and devastating. He wrote it on the sly without telling Madonna. They want to put it out before her lawyers can get a hold of it.”

The book, due out next month, has a massive print run of 350,000.

A dismayed friend of Madonna said, “We’d heard rumors, but didn’t realize he’d actually written it. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I’m sure. He’s seen it all. Oh, my.” (Source)

If Madonna’s actually worried about what’s in this book, it MUST be graphic. This is the same chick that released her own book titled Sex (that was filled with naked pictures of the gap-toothed professional bodybuilder) and deepthroated a water bottle in her documentary Truth or Dare. About the only thing that would shock me at this point with regards to Madonna and a book would be if she was caught reading one.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Guess that Cannes hotel room!

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Madonna see through pics!

I’m sure this was just an honest mistake but Madonna forgot to wear a bra under the dress she wore to the premiere of the film I Am Because at the Cannes Film Festival yesterday. Or maybe it was on purpose. Ohhhh, she’s so shocking! Look at Madonna everyone, she’s doing something unexpected! *Yawn* I’ve seen this bitch naked so many times that the only thing that would really shock me at this point is if she wore a dead baby or voted Republican.

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Madonna at her concert in Paris last night

If Madonna really wanted to shock me, she’d wear a business suit and not act like a whore on stage. Besides, kissing chicks is so last year. According to my Chinese calendar, 2008 is the “Year of the Grope” . . . just make sure you’re wearing running shoes and she doesn’t get a good look at your face.

Madonna and Justin Timberlake performing at the Roseland Ballroom in New York (4/30)

I’ve always wanted to be grinded on by a 49-year-old mom with three kids. Did you know Madonna is older than the audio cassette? No, seriously, I looked it up. She was also born before Barbie Dolls, Astroturf, and ATMs were invented. So hot!

Madonna leaving her London gym (4/12)

I guess having two apartments in the same building isn’t enough. Madonna just bought a third unit in her building on Central Park West in New York. The New York Daily News says:

We hear Her Madgesty has settled her beef with the co-op board and gone to contract on a $7 million pad overlooking the park. In December, she sued the board, claiming it had wrongfully blocked her from enlarging her fiefdom in Harperley Hall, the building in which she’s dwelled when in the city for 20 years. She already has a 6,000-square-foot duplex with its own gym and beauty salon.

I’ll believe the part about Madonna owning a gym (see above) but I’m finding the whole “beauty salon” thing harder to swallow than Ron Jeremy. If she’s really paying her hair stylist to look like this, she’s either still high from the ’80s or the first thing she’s developing in old age is glaucoma.

[Pacific Coast News]