Archive: Natalie Portman

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Natalie Portman in Venice, Italy, for the 65th Annual Venice Film Festival (9/1)

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Natalie Portman getting peed on in New York (4/21)

I usually have to pay chicks to do that.

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Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend in New York (4/8)

I’m not gonna pretend to know how a guy that looks like that landed Natalie Portman, but I’d assume it was through some combination of black magic, threats to her family, and a penis that shoots gold coins.

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Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl in London (2/19)

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Natalie Portman at the 22nd Annual American Cinematheque Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Friday

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For those of you pining for a glimpse of Natalie Portman’s bare ass, today’s your lucky day. Wes Anderson’s 13-minute short Hotel Chevalier is available for free today on iTunes. The film features–you guessed it–Natalie Portman’s bare ass. If you happen to be at work right now, don’t masturbate under your desk–the boss will see you . . . trust me, just trust me.

Click here for the video (will open iTunes)

Natalie Portman at a banquet in New York City

More Natalie pics after the jump…

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Is Jude Law boinking Natalie Portman? Possibly–the two were seen talking “into the wee hours” (last week?) according to the New York Daily News. Is Jude Law boinking a yoga teacher? Yes. At least according to Courtney Love he is. The rocker posted on her website last week (website? WTF?):

“I just found out my yoga teacher is f-ing Jude Law. She’s got a hot bod.” (Source)

WTF? The Courtney Love of a few years ago couldn’t get dressed without getting poked by a used needle and now her biggest concern is whether she has too many links on her homepage. And I’m pretty sure she thought ‘yoga’ was that sound her friends made when they were ODing on the kitchen floor.

Because you hate yourself, Courtney Love bikini candids after the jump…

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If Natalie Portman had anything resembling breasts, I’d be pretty happy about this:

MOVIE babe Natalie Portman is to play a prostitute in her latest flick Johnny Postal. The V for Vendetta star is reportedly auditioning for the role of a troubled hooker in the dark comedy, which also stars Blondie singer, Deborah Harry. Natalie seems to have a feel for birthday suit scenes as she is reportedly set to strip in historical drama Goya’s Ghosts.

1.32 million Star Wars fans’ heads just exploded.

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