Alicia Moore (aka Pink) bikini pics! (Malibu - 7/2)
I’ve never wanted summer to end as badly as I do now. If by chance I were to stumble upon one of those wish-granting genies in a bottle, my first wish would be to blanket Southern California with three feet of snow. Anything to keep Pink indoors.
NOTE: I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes. Pink can leg press a Toyota.
Pink bikini pictures! (Malibu - 5/14)
This just in: nine out of ten dentists agree that pictures of Pink at the beach fucking suck.*
*I’m pretty sure that tenth dentist’s gay so, ya’ know, his vote only counts as 3/5ths.
Pink bikini pics! (Malibu - 5/5)
And I wish she wasn’t. If I was ranking the things in that picture I would fuck — and really, why wouldn’t I? — it would go something like: 1. the dude 2. the dog . . . is the kayak an option?
Pink bikini pics! (Malibu - 4/12)
Of course there are worse ways to start a week than seeing a bunch of pictures of Pink in a bikini. Swimming with sharks while wearing a suit made of meat for example . . . Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
[Flynet]
“Is that a penis?”
Pink and her husband Carey Hart are on the verge of divorce because, DEAR GOD, Pink wants to have a baby and Carey can’t stop cheating. The New York Daily News says:
Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” (Source)
This story has to be bullshit . . . there’s no way Pink is on tour! Am I supposed to believe that people would actually pay to see this bitch perform? I’d rather fight a grizzly bear with boxing gloves made of steak than hear Pink wail. The bottom line to this story is that open relationships never work . . . unless you’re Paris Hilton and then being “open” seems to boost your career.
Pink (aka Alecia Moore) is mourning the loss of her bulldog, Elvis, after he drowned in her backyard pool. Given to her by friend Lisa Marie Presley, Pink had described the dog as being “like a child” to her. From Splash News:
“Pink went to run an errand and left Elvis in the backyard of her L.A. mansion,” said a source. “An hour later she returned and found him floating in her swimming pool. She tried to see if he could be resuscitated, but there was no luck. She was devastated.”
Pink’s publicist Michele Schweitzer said, “He’d been in the water many times before. Elvis was a member of the family and will be missed by all.”
What the fuck? I feel for Pink but what kind of stupid dog drowns in a backyard swimming pool–especially one that’s “been in the water many times before?” My dog lost its front two legs in an accident down by the old mill and it can still beat me in a 50-meter freestyle (beyond that my endurance just dominates the little fucker). The only dogs that should be drowning are the ones I send across the swollen river to retrieve the carcass of that bald eagle I just threw a rock at.
