Richie Sambora’s mug shot

’bout time we got some real news around here. Fresh off two rehab stints in the past year, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI last night in Laguna Beach. TMZ says:

Law enforcement sources tell us the Bon Jovi guitarist was pulled over by the Laguna Beach PD just before 11:00 PM last night. Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.

At the station Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there’s no indication of drugs. (Source)

Clearly Sambora is in need of a third trip to rehab — you know how the ol’ saying goes: third time’s the charm. Interestingly I’ve found that’s not quite a formula for success when it comes to hitting on strangers. First time’s the slap, second time’s the kick to the groin, third time’s the cuffs and mandatory 90 day sentence for being a prior offender. Well if you weren’t looking for a little action, why’d you knock on my door? . . . oh yeah, right, the girl scout cookies. My bad.

UPDATE: Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter Ava was in the car when he was pulled over and arrested. Lemme see here . . . average 10-year-old’s height . . . carry the one . . . divide by two . . . yep, she could have reached the pedals. Am I trying to say this was Ava’s fault? Yes.

Denise, there’s better ways to get your name in the news than hanging out with Richie Sambora and flashing your vagina. Shooting sprees for example. Sure a few may be killed and you may even do a little time but, hey, guess who’d be the lead story on CNN? And for those of you who think these shots were merely the result of an eagle-eyed cameraman with perfect timing, how do you explain the fact that Denise held this pose for 43 minutes? Whore.

Note: People are claiming that Denise is doing cocaine in the pictures below. The people making these claims are retarded as Denise is obviously not doing cocaine. It’s meth. Kidding, it’s sunscreen.

More vagitastic shots after the jump…

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