Famous people like sex
“I’m strong and virile!”
If you’re looking for a good read over the holidays might I suggest Mitchell Simons’ new book, Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies? Among other topics Simon’s reveals when many stars lost their virginity:
Clint Eastwood, David Duchovny, Bruce Willis and Jerry Hall gave up their innocence at 14. Topping them are: Johnny Depp, James Caan and Jon Bon Jovi, who were just 13. Don Johnson was a mere 12. And Sean Connery confessed, “I was 8, but I can’t recall with whom.” (Source)
Sean Connery was 8? That doesn’t make sense. Wasn’t Michael Jackson born like 30 years after him? *rim shot* Hey, did you guys hear Rodney King got arrested again? Yup, charged with imitating a piñata. Sucks to be that guy . . . wait, what? It’s not 1993? Fuck.
