Archive: Wayne Rooney

Coleen McLoughlin bikini pictures! (Las Vegas - 6/25)

Looks like Coleen McLoughlin and new husband Wayne Rooney are still on their honeymoon in Las Vegas. A little tip to the newlyweds: avoid the siren’s call of the penny slots at the Tropicana. Those things will suck you dry. I had an extraordinary two-day run of bad luck last year and lost nearly eleven dollars. I had to sell my body just to afford a plane ticket home.

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Coleen McLoughlin bikini pics! (Las Vegas - 6/24)

That’s English WAG Coleen McLoughlin in Vegas on Tuesday. Coleen and her husband Wayne Rooney just got married a few weeks ago. OK! magazine reportedly paid them $5 million for the exclusive pics. That $5 million covered half the cost of the wedding. Last night — for the tenth night in a row — I had Top Ramen for dinner but I spiced it up a little by mixing together a beef and chicken flavor packet. Advantage: Coleen and Wayne.

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British football star Wayne Rooney and fiance Coleen McLoughlin in Las Vegas.

NOTE: I’m out of town on a “working vacation” from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I’m using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.

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Wayne Rooney and fiancée Coleen McLoughlin in Las Vegas

NOTE: I’m out of town on a “working vacation” from Monday to Wednesday of this week. I’m using these three days to catch up on the hundreds of bikini pics I never got around to posting this summer. Masturbation jokes will resume on Thursday at approximately 7:30 A.M. Pacific Standard Time.

More pics of Coleen McLoughlin and Wayne Rooney in Las Vegas after the jump…

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