Cher is better than you

Cher’s clifftop Malibu Mansion
Cher is rich, bitch

Cher’s mansion in Malibu

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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13 Comments on “Cher is better than you”

  1. Pinkey

    Millionaire cougar with a dead ex-husband? She stole my life!

  2. allie

    i get so depressed when you post this stuff!! i am wondering how to use my talents to get me a big house, a dead husband and a lesbian daughter

  3. bee

    She is sooo much better than me

  4. A Little Bit Country

    Damn. Alls I got is the lesbian daughter.

  5. talking bubble

    that’s why I drink

  6. UgliestGuy

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, a tennis court, pffttt!! But is there a 40 footer, NHPA approved horseshoe pitching court?? HAA??

  7. not me

    Um… I like this feature but could you please be a little more accurate. These pictures are of 2 different homes. They aren’t even close. Pics 6, 7 and 8 are a different house - unless you wanted to suggest that when Cher did construction on her place she also rebuilt every single home on the beach below her. LOL

  8. Mr. Ed

    Ugliest Guy is advocating horseshoe abuse? I thought you were better than that, dude!

  9. UgliestGuy

    Sorry Ed, didn’t know you’re a bare stallion.*offering sugar cubes*

  10. Mr. Ed

    Yeah, well Paris got bored with me 2 months ago…and Tinkerbell and I are thinking about a trip to Africa…

  11. Miksu Suomesta

    I hate myself now… :(

  12. hamid

    Hello Miksu suomesta

  13. joe mc

    yeah , your right . not all from the same house . but more importantly from a guys standpoint ..wheres the freaking garage !!?!

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