No Playboy for Christina

Christina Aguilera will not be posing nude for Playboy

Hugh Hefner still wants Christina Aguilera to pose for Playboy but — despite some reports — the new mother wants nothing of it. Via MSNBC:

Christina Aguilera might not be selling her baby pics to some celeb magazines, but does that mean she’s selling photos of herself to Playboy? “Hef has always loved Christina,” an “insider” told OK! magazine.

Alas, the rumor appears to be untrue. Aguilera’s rep calls the report “false,” and a friend of the singer’s told OK! that her pinup days are behind her now. “That was old Christina, Christina circa four years ago. She’s looking to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn’t consider it but she finds it flattering to be offered at all.” (Source)

Thank God she WON’T be naked in Playboy! The only thing I’d rather see less than the stretchmarks of a has-been pop star are the testicles of some washed-up rocker . . . oops, too late (NSFW!). And I’m sure Heff has “always loved Christina” since she’s exactly his type: peroxide blonde, fake tits, and has had more sausage in her than a Jimmy Dean factory.

PICS: Christina Aguilera’s wax figure being unveiled at Madam Tussauds in London . . . or maybe it’s her at the opening of the Broad Contemporary Art Museum in L.A. — I don’t know, definitely one of those two (2/9)

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