Damn that was quick

Britney Spears Isaac Cohen Break Up

According to Britney Spears, her and new boyfriend Isaac Cohen are “no longer together.” Paparazzi agency X17 reveals:

Last night around 8 pm, Britney went to a Coffee Bean in Santa Monica with two friends. As she headed back to her car, Britney told us that she and Isaac are “not together, by the way.”

Christ I’ve had bowel movements that lasted longer than this relationship. Seeing that this involves Britney Spears, I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised. She could start dating the stop sign outside of my house my and I wouldn’t bat an eyelash. That damn stop sign is such a whore.

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5 Comments on “Damn that was quick”

  1. AudioHolic

    Britney I will be your bf for the day I could some more clothes too.

  2. Kristi

    Britney just made the top 20 richest women celebrities list and she won’t even pay for the damn magazine? It’s totally ruined now that she’s touched it since I’m sure it’s covered in peanut-butter.

  3. salamanca

    Good for Isaac. Really, good for him.

  4. Sweets

    God that’s an fugly jacket

  5. sahrima

    i luv britney…since i was kid …*_*
    she’s my ultimate idol….no matter what happen….

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