Now we can all slur our words like Danny DeVito!
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Remember Danny Devito’s drunken appearance on The View earlier this year? Well the pint-sized star is taking advantage of all the press he got by debuting his own line of lemon liqueur. The New York Post says:
OUR favorite little actor has turned lemons into limoncello. Danny DeVito - who earlier this year showed up to “The View” drunk after one too many with George Clooney the night before - is premiering his own line of the Italian liqueur Tuesday night at the Friars Club on East 55th. Press releases about the event have promised DeVito will sample his wares and provide photo opportunities. (Source)
Isn’t this a little dangerous? Danny Devito releasing a line of liqueur is almost as absurd as Lindsay Lohan opening a new club called Nose Candy. Isn’t step three in the 12 step process: “Thou shalt not home brew thy own addiction”…? It’s why I gave up years ago trying to create the perfect robot hooker in my garage. Fucking thing wouldn’t stop talking German anyways. I finally had to just burn it.
If they ever do a Three Stooges remake, Danny should definitely be in it. I’m just trying to decide on which Stooge he could play…hmmmm.