David Beckham still has a wandering eye
May 22nd, 2008
David Beckham at the Lakers-Spurs game in L.A. (5/21)
For the second time in a little over a month, David Beckham was caught scoping out some cheerleader ass at the Lakers game. Can’t say I blame him. Cheerleaders are what’s great about America. The right to scope cheerleader ass was actually in the Bill of Rights until stupid-ass James Madison replaced it with that freedom of speech bullshit. Fuck you James Madison!
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Other than the fact that her ass is not facing Beckham, and the fact that unless he has a lazy eye that no one ever noticed before, he’s not acutally looking at the cheerleader’s ass.
I cant believe you. Leave the poor man alone. Why in the hell would you waste time posting this in the news? He’s a man, that’s what we do. And besides, what if he was looking in that direction and it was unitentional? Journalist these days are so stupid. Do your job and report on news-worthy stories, not some gossip about a guy looking at girls. Why do they have cheerleaders if not to be looked at? the girls are hot, everyone looks at them, married or not.
I agree, report on something that is worth reporting.
i don’t blame him…when your married to a stick, a woman with real curves must make him mad in the head…
I agree with David and dee. I come to celebslam for up to the minute news on the Federal Reserve’s monetary policy and to better understand the ramifications of strict trade sanctions imposed by China on domestic imports.
I, too, agree! *waving fake diploma*
I just woke up and could have sworn that I was on Celebslam, the Gossip Blog for Snarkers. When did the friggin’ format change?
So between his wife, the British Tabloids, Beverly Hills and Tom Cruise, he’s STILL A MAN? Good for him!
‘report on real news’ ?! LOL. You’re not on CNN…
is that jack o lantern in the corner Uwe Boll??
David Beckham transcends sports. He’s definitely a celebrity.
His wife is an ugly,pig snouted, fake vapid skinny piece of shit, I’d look as well.
He’s not even looking at her ass, idiot.
That’s why I love Beckham. It’s not a crime to check out some ass when its being flung around in front of you.
AND YES!!! HE IS CHECKING OUT HER ASS. EVER HEARD OF “SIDE ASS PROFILE”
I agree with the comments except for “that ship has sailed”. Comments like his/hers are inappropriate and reflect something nasty about the writer. There is nothing inherently wrong about looking at goodlooking women. My wife would worry if I stopped looking, and we’ve been married 59 years. There is an old German saying that, translated, says “You can whet your appetite anywhere you want but you eat at home.” And never mind the wisecracks. The saying fits the topic perfectly .
I just noticed that the man and the kid on the left are more likely to be looking at her shapely butt than Beckham. And the man on the right seems to be looking at her face, which, in your twisted mind must mean he’s gay.
You guys need to get a life!!! I guess I do not understand the need to trying to make something that is not there a reality. Even if he was looking at her ass so what…. he is just as human as any male in the staple center. The cheerleaders do not wear those outfits to not attract your attention…..Idiot.
You pathological Narcisstic Prick! This guy just happens to be th3e most talented Soccer player of THIS century! Envy is an evil thing. Call him what you want! I call him European. What you idiots do not get and never will is that there are major cultural differences that most of you will never understand. Get of it! Look at the Herbert Erhardt website and you just might get a clue!
What about the old guy who is actually staring at her tits with that creepy grin on his face. This is the stupidest “story” I have ever seen.
maybe bechkham is checking out the fabric of that oufit. he maybe considering posing in one of those suits for another seductive ad
He looks like he is thinking, maybe it is about his wife. His eyes are not even in the direction of her ass. Give me a break!
He’s probably thinking,” I wonder what jackass is going to be writing about me tonight?”………well,now we know…get a life ,dude!
David might not be looking at the cheerleaders Ass but you can bet your sweet ass that torquelimiter is.