The Hoff could have totally banged Princess Diana

David Hasselhoff is claiming that he and Princess Diana became “smitten” with each other after meeting in 1993.
The Hoff, 54, was introduced to the princess at a London charity bash, and was immediately seduced by her warm smile and statuesque figure. The Baywatch hunk is convinced the leggy royal felt the same way. He said: “She was smitten with me since I am so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall.” But even with the “sparks” between them, The Hoff insists he could sense the toll royal life was taking in the princess. He added: “I felt like she was little girl caught up in this whirlwind. I saw this little girl who just wanted to be a person, but (was) caught in this shell.”
Hasselhoff: “She was smitten with me since I am so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall.” Well said David, well said indeed. Cicero himself couldn’t have delivered a finer sentence. I think the time has come for David Hasselhoff–orator, statesman, television lifeguard. Why hasn’t Congress officially recognized him as a “national treasure?”

what a dork!
Reminds me of my Canadian girlfriend from high school.
The leather jacket is less leathery than the Hoff.