Denise Richards is on vacation
April 24th, 2008
Denise Richards bikini pics! (Maui - 4/23)
I’m almost positive the hula is just a made up dance to make drunken tourists look like idiots. Hawaiians don’t actually do that shit. Oh, and when you make that clever joke about being “lei’d,” they secretly want to punch you in the face. This concludes your friendly Celebslam PSA. Good day.
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her milkshake is better than yours but it has a tad too much psycho bitch innit.
I can’t believe Heidi Fleiss ever let her go!
Her plastic boobs were gross (see “Wild Things” for further reference) but without them she’s just an insignificant, forgettable and washed up loser.
Chum the water.
Where’s Jaws when you need him?
Trying to get some attention with these staged bikini pics on the beach. Sorry her body doesn’t look at good as Jennifer Aniston’s. But she is beautiful.