Denise Richards has a vagina

Denise, there’s better ways to get your name in the news than hanging out with Richie Sambora and flashing your vagina. Shooting sprees for example. Sure a few may be killed and you may even do a little time but, hey, guess who’d be the lead story on CNN? And for those of you who think these shots were merely the result of an eagle-eyed cameraman with perfect timing, how do you explain the fact that Denise held this pose for 43 minutes? Whore.
Note: People are claiming that Denise is doing cocaine in the pictures below. The people making these claims are retarded as Denise is obviously not doing cocaine. It’s meth. Kidding, it’s sunscreen.
More vagitastic shots after the jump…




It actually looks like she’s about to do an autopsy … like on Silence of the Lambs.
Disgusting. I’m talking about Sambora.
awww its so much fun to pretend its coke. Now she has no excuse for letting it flap in the wind that. The last time I forgot to zip my fly and my penis slipped out I felt the wind. She has to be high on something.
What’s will all the vaginas these days? Doesn’t anyone care anymore? First of all, I would not go partying with no underwear on…..that’s dangerous. But 2ndly, as in this case, who the hell would ever want to expose their vj to the elements??! I can’t imagine how I’d dig the sand out of my pocket!? Very risky behavior! Yeh, must have been Coke.
SPLAT