Derek Jeter is God
Is Derek Jeter nailing Jessica Biel? According to the New York Post, Jeter and Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive 2005″ were seen at L.A. hotspot Hyde on Tuesday night:
According to our spy, the couple were huddled in a corner of hot club Hyde, “laughing and giggling together.” At one point, Jessica went to the restroom and three girls quickly scurried over to chat with Jeter. But as soon as Biel returned, he put all his attention on her. The two left together.
You know how people say, when they die, they want to be come back as something lame like an oak tree or a unicorn? Well screw that, I want to be reincarnated as Derek Jeter’s junk. Just look at some of the ass he’s getting. In the last year, he goes from Vanessa Minnillo to Jessica Biel–two women I masturbate to on a routine basis. I feel like someone should making a bronze likeness of his penis so future generations can enjoy it. We’ll put it in a park somewhere, put a few benches around it, maybe a duck pond. It’ll be nice.
I really just DON’T think she is hot. At all.
What do men see in her?
she’s cute,fit and has a perfectly round little ass.
whats not to like?
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He may be God, but he’s still a Yankee and the Yankees SUCK!
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OMG!!!I am so mad about this cause I’m like the biggest derek jeter fan!!!I’m like in love with him!!!Yea I don’t see what’s so great about her either!!!And u said “round LITTLE ass”!!!The main word being little!!!Like I have never seen her butt I didn’t even know who she was!!!But all I know is guys like big butts not little ones!!!Just to put it simple i don’t like her at all!!!She stole my man lol!!!
It will never last because Vanessa is his one true love and always will be. I can’t understand why she would pass up Jeter for Nick Lachey. For me that’s a no brainer Jeter for sure. Why would anyone want a guy whose mouth is too big for his face and not the GOD of New York baseball? Will someone tell me why?
Yo Honestly I think that derek jeter is not very attractive and jessica is a ho and her butt sucks i think that derek if he should pick he should choose vanessa because she is so so much hotter than biel.
Alex Rodriguez 4ever!!
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Do you still want to be his (herpes-ridden) junk?