DMX is under arrest, uhhh, again
DMX was arrested early this morning at his Cave Creek, Arizona, home on seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession — his second arrest this week. The arrest stems from the August 2007 raid of the rapper’s house in which police discovered 12 emaciated pit bulls, the bodies of three dogs, a large cache of weapons, and drugs. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told the Arizona Daily News:
“It was a tough case. We were not in a rush, we put a lot of time on it but you don’t rush into an investigation.” (Source)
Really? It took eight months to figure out that you should probably arrest the guy that had the cache of guns and drugs in his house? Who was leading the investigation, the officers from Reno 911?
Arpaio added:
“We’re also really close to breaking the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping but I want to make sure all the i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed before I rush into anything.”
OK I probably made that up.


HA HA HA He is so screwed! Sheriff Arpaio is the hard ass of all hard asses. He’s the one that built the tent city in the middle of the desert, makes the inmates wear pink clothing, and saves the people of Arizona’s tax dollars by feeding his inmates bologna sandwiches and nothing but bologna sandwiches.
how can Arpaio be a hard ass when he obviously has a thing for dudes in pink undies? I think you meant that he likes all the hard asses.