Eva Longoria is impressive
February 15th, 2008

Eva Longoria at the San Antonio Zoo (2/13)
You think that’s impressive, you should see her take on Tony’s fudgsicle . . . what? . . . oh no, I didn’t mean that . . . I meant his penis.
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No teeth bitch!
she wanted to show off her new man to the other cougars
was she their visiting Joprdan Bratman and Cash Warren in the Primate House?
what the hell is going on with that wiener.