Eva Longoria is a huge movie star
Eva Longoria’s new movie, Over Her Dead Body, BOMBED this weekend, pulling in just $4.6 million — good enough for 11th place. Miley Cyrus continues her slow ascent to the top of the Universe, with her new movie taking home the #1 spot on just a fraction of the screens as its competitors. Next career move for Miley? Becoming God. Regarding Longoria’s new movie, Jason Anderson of the Toronto Globe and Mail says:
Few things are more painful to watch than a botched comedy. To see actors flub jokes that weren’t worth telling in the first place, to see them stumble through stock scenes unworthy of the lowliest sitcom, to see them humiliate themselves in gags that grew feeble from overuse even before the age of vaudeville, to see them contend with noisy flatulence and faulty mustard dispensers — really, life is too short. And it’s way, way too short for Over Her Dead Body, a lifeless comedy vehicle for Desperate Housewives star and tabloid favourite Eva Longoria Parker. (Source)
I can’t say I’m too shocked that Over Her Dead Body failed so miserably at the box office this weekend. I don’t have to go to the movies and spend $10 to watch a self-absorbed, pretentious, loudmouth woman prattle on about her problems . . . I could do that for free just by turning on The View or watching a Hillary Clinton speech. Now if the studios really wanted to make some money, they’d have done what we all wanted in the first place: shown us Eva’s dead body.
This chick should be a poster girl for “High Maintenance”. I mean, the way she dishes on to anyone about how in love she is, gonna be married for ever, gonna have 34 children and her husband is just gonna have to accept it. Ball buster
Jimmy, she has to say that gibberish. She’s making ammends because it was only last year when Eva revealed that Tony Parker “doesn’t fuck her right.” Those where the exact words she used in an interview with the president of France. True story.
Woo Hoo! Now she’s one step closer to a nude scene!
Carlos…
True story? What in the Wide Wide World of Sports was Eva Longoria doing interviewing the president of France? I mean she has golddigger written all over her and despite being worth millions now, I am sure old habits die hard, but c’mon.
On the other hand, I am sure that’s something a classless broad like her would say if she ever did have the opportunity…that and “…does this dress make me look fat?”
Dont get her popularty at all. She isnt attractive, she has no talent for acting and she is loud mouthed and really thinks a lot of herself. Saw her interviewed in the UK when she was here promoting her “movie” and I thougt, Oh my god, how totally emabrassing.
She’s just another self-absorbed fucking slut that made it big time. Who know who she fucked first to get on TV but she can suck my dick and get the fuck off my TV. BITCH!!!