Eva Longoria is fat not pregnant
January 23rd, 2008
Eva Longoria is not pregnant
You can put the Eva Longoria pregnancy rumors to rest. She’s just fat. The actress told E! News:
“I’m not pregnant now! I’ve just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture, She’s like, ‘So they’re saying you’re pregnant, you have a baby bump.’ I’m like, ‘I just finished eating.’ I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian, and my pants were too tight, and I totally have a gut. I really just had a fat day.” (Source)
Of course Eva’s putting on weight — she’s letting herself go because she just got married. It’s a time-tested formula: “I do” followed by “I do want seconds.”
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Vomiting is the best way to lose weight, and I would be happy to help her with her gag reflex.
I don’t know if anyone ever told you, but you have class. Way to be a douche
Uuuuhhh…8 inches… that was frickin’ HILARIOUS!!!!
She fell all the way off.