Britney tour news

Britney Spears world tour confirmed
Britney Spears signs tour deal with AEG

OMIGODBRITNEYSGOINGONTOUR!!!1!!1!!! From E!:

Spears just signed a deal with the megahuge live entertainment company AEG to produce the whole shebang, my source says. No word on when an official announcement will be made or when tickets will go on sale, but Spears revealed during an interview with New York radio station Z100 in late September that she’s hoping for a worldwide tour, not something limited just to the United States. (Source)

Who buys tickets to these shows? Pre-teens that bought her albums when she was big in 2000 are now in college. They’re spending their money on more important things like tuition, books, and RU-486 pills. And the guys that found Britney hot back then are probably turned off by her now that she’s been married, had two kids, and is no longer a minor.

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[Splash News, Flynet]

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The Daily Bikini

Sean Young bikini pics!
Sean Young bikini pics!

Actress Sean Young in Cannes, France (May 06)

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[WENN]

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Maybe not

Sam proposed to Lindsay?
Lindsay Lohan at a screening of Filth and Wisdom in New York (10/13)

So maybe Lindsay and Sam aren’t breaking up. MTV UK claims the opposite: they’re getting married. Sam allegedly proposed during their recent Mexican getaway. From MTV UK:

The couple were said to be having dinner by the beach when a waiter came over to the table and revealed a diamond ring which had been hidden beneath a silver tray.

A source who witnessed the proposal at the £1,500 a night hotel the girls were staying at has said “It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond. Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted.” (Source)

Awwww, how romantic. If only Lindsay had yelled “HOLY SHIT YOU’RE PREGNANT?!” then it would have been just like my mom and dad’s proposal.

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[WENN]

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Trouble in paradise?

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan break up?
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Madonna’s concert last night in New York

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have hit a rocky patch in their relationship and are on the verge of breaking up, an anonymous source claims to the Daily Mail. The couple apparently fight on a near daily basis. The source said:

“Sam needs her space away from Lindsay and really needs to take a long look at what the future of this relationship can be. Sam’s friends have been saying for a while that Lindsay still likes men as well as women. And for Lindsay’s part, she’s still caught up in her partying ways. Samantha doesn’t need that in her life, not now, not ever. If these two are going to be together for the long term, Lindsay is the one who’s going to have to change, calm down, and get real. Sam’s made that very clear to her. Clearly, they were spending a little too much time together, and Samantha was the one who said Lindsay was getting in the way, and even acting obsessive at times. Samantha DJ’ed three big parties around the Emmy weekend in Los Angeles, and Lindsay was practically on top of her for every minute of those gigs. Lindsay was behaving in a very smothering way. For a man or a woman, it can be hard when your girlfriend insists on going to work with you every day. The problem here is that Samantha is intent on being taken seriously as a DJ, and the Lindsay sideshow was starting to overwhelm that.” (Source)

These two just need to fist and make up. What I can’t believe is that Sam actually thinks Lindsay is hurting her DJ career. Christ, before these two met Sam was DJing Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s. Perhaps these two just got tired of being around each other 24/7. Its like my Grandfather used to say, “House guests are like fish. After three days, they both begin to stink.” Of course in Lindsay’s case, it’s kind of hard to differentiate the two.

[Splash News]

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Serena Williams is on vacation

Serena Williams’ ass is outrageous
Serena Williams in Hawaii (10/13)

If you’re at work this morning, I really hope you don’t have anything to do. Because there is no way you’re not staring at that ass for less than 30 minutes. Good God. I’m pretty sure that if you ever got Serena Williams and Kim Kardashian together in the same room at the same time, the universe would just collapse within itself.

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[Splash News]

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Lame

Lindsay Lohan dressing up as Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan leaving the Kirna Zabete in New York (10/13)

Lindsay Lohan is dressing up as her number one enemy Sarah Palin for Halloween. Tina Fey is unimpressed. From the New York Daily News:

Channeling her rage against Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin into something constructive, Lindsay Lohan is planning to dress up as the former Miss Alaska runnerup for Halloween, pals of the newly political actress tell us. The costume will include the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage. Even better, Lohan gal pal Sam Ronson is thinking about dressing as Sarah’s snow-machine-ridin’ hunky hubby, Todd, to complete the package. (Source)

If Lindsay really wants to dress up as a political figure, wouldn’t it be more appropriate for her to dress as this skank? Besides, unlike Lindsay, Sarah Palin’s most famous body part isn’t found in her bra . . . it’s found in her underwear. Lastly, if Sam is going to dress up as Todd Palin, she better find herself a good beard. My suggestion: Katie Holmes.

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Quickies

Kelly Brook is not a fat pig
English model Kelly Brook making her debut in the hit play “Fat Pig” at the Comedy Theatre in London (10/13)

+ Jailbait warning! [Bastardly]

+ Big boobs for Obama [College Humor]
+ Jake Gyllenhaal is not that funny [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Halle Berry is so hot she sets off car alarms [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Morgane Dubled Nude Pictures are Super [Egotastic!]

+ Bar Refaeli looks so damn hot in a bikini [Just Jared]
+ Holly Madison’s big boobs are up for grabs [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Eva Longoria is a zero [Dlisted]
+ Holy shit Tara Reid is an idiot [The Blemish]

+ Bristol Palin’s baby daddy speaks [Cele|bitchy]
+ Stacy Keibler sizzles in Maxim [Popoholic]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about getting less fat [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Britney boobs and Starbucks [CityRag]

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[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]

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Midnight T&A: Nozomi Sasaki

Nozomi Sasaki bikini pics
Nozomi Sasaki

Japanese model Nozomi Sasaki

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Quickies Redux

Jessica Simpson is cleavagy
Jessica Simpson performs at Lowes Motor Speedway before the Bank of America 500 (10/11)

+ Audrina Patridge does Maxim [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Anna Paquin Nude Videos from True Blood [Egotastic!]
+ Lindsay Lohan launches clothing line [Just Jared]
+ Kendra Wilkinson flashes her tits [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Adriana Lima gives a little tease [Lossip]

+ Dana Hamm is your afternoon pick-me-up[F-Listed]
+ Amy Winehouse loves cotton candy sprinkled with coke [Dlisted]
+ Daisy Fuentes strips for charity [Derek Hail]
+ Sophie Howard is stacked [Attuworld]

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[Splash News]

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Angelina bought Maddox knives

Angelina Jolie breast feeding
A 7-year-old and knives? What could possibly go wrong?

Angelina Jolie admits in November’s W magazine that she bought her 7-year-old son Maddox knives:

“My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She emphasizes that the knife blades are dulled so they’re not dangerous, and that the purchases are accompanied by discussions about violence. But, she says, “we also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.” (Source)

To be fair to Angelina, Maddox is from Cambodia and most kids in Cambodia have their own knives by the time they’re seven. I mean, have you ever tried to fight off a roaming death squad with just a stick?

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