Much like Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta (pics posted earlier), Rosario Dawson is in Ischia, Italy for the “Global Film and Music Festival.” And much like Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta, BOOOOOOBS!

NOTE: 8 more Rosario Dawson bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)

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Khloe Kardashian turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation. According to Khloe’s booking sheet, she’s 5′10″ and weighs 145 pounds. Yeah right. Maybe for the left half of her body.

UPDATE: 173 minutes later, Khloe Kardashian is free! For those keeping score at home, Khloe had 43,027 minutes shaved off her sentence due to two hours of really, really good behavior.

UPDATE II: Random House just picked up the rights to Khloe’s prison memoirs. It’s only 2 pages.

+ Brittany Murphy can touch her toes [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mischa Barton Topless in Nylon Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Dark Knight is already breaking box office records [Just Jared]
+ Salma Hayek breaks up with fiance [F-Listed]
+ Jennifer Aniston wants to ride on Miley Cyrus’ coattails [The Blemish]

+ Jerry Seinfeld is selling one of his Porsches on eBay [Attuworld]
+ Britney Spears had a secret breakdown last month [Cele|bitchy]
+ Angelique Boyer is stacked [Horny Oyster]
+ Jimmy Kimmel is a pussy [ICYDK]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Kelsey Grammer’s estate in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles. If you like it, he’s selling it for $19.9 million. (30 more pics on PAGE 2)

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Someone threw a rock at Madonna’s SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. It’s unknown if the singer was in the SUV when it was attacked. Police have asked for the public’s help in identifying a woman seen fleeing from the park wearing a pink Alex Rodriguez Yankees’ jersey with the words, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, you cheating motherfucker, I hate you” scribbled onto it.

[INFDaily.com]

Italian actress and former Bond girl Maria Grazia Cucinotta at a press call during day two of the “Ischia Global Film And Music Festival” in Ischia, Italy (7/17)

[Pacific Coast News]

Note to any of Sienna Miller’s friends: If she says she wants to show you a slide show of her recent vacation to Italy, trust me, you wanna be there to watch it.

You know what’d be really fucked up? Make a postcard out of this picture and send it to Balthazar’s wife.

“Having the breast time ever in Italy. Hope the newborn’s not keeping you up!” Love, Balthazar

NOTE: Check out the full photo set over at Splash News