Holly Madison at the 4th Annual “Bowling for Boobies” fundraiser at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood (10/13)

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OMIGODBRITNEYSGOINGONTOUR!!!1!!1!!! From E!:

Spears just signed a deal with the megahuge live entertainment company AEG to produce the whole shebang, my source says. No word on when an official announcement will be made or when tickets will go on sale, but Spears revealed during an interview with New York radio station Z100 in late September that she’s hoping for a worldwide tour, not something limited just to the United States. (Source)

Who buys tickets to these shows? Pre-teens that bought her albums when she was big in 2000 are now in college. They’re spending their money on more important things like tuition, books, and RU-486 pills. And the guys that found Britney hot back then are probably turned off by her now that she’s been married, had two kids, and is no longer a minor.

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Actress Sean Young in Cannes, France (May 06)

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So maybe Lindsay and Sam aren’t breaking up. MTV UK claims the opposite: they’re getting married. Sam allegedly proposed during their recent Mexican getaway. From MTV UK:

The couple were said to be having dinner by the beach when a waiter came over to the table and revealed a diamond ring which had been hidden beneath a silver tray.

A source who witnessed the proposal at the £1,500 a night hotel the girls were staying at has said “It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond. Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted.” (Source)

Awwww, how romantic. If only Lindsay had yelled “HOLY SHIT YOU’RE PREGNANT?!” then it would have been just like my mom and dad’s proposal.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have hit a rocky patch in their relationship and are on the verge of breaking up, an anonymous source claims to the Daily Mail. The couple apparently fight on a near daily basis. The source said:

“Sam needs her space away from Lindsay and really needs to take a long look at what the future of this relationship can be. Sam’s friends have been saying for a while that Lindsay still likes men as well as women. And for Lindsay’s part, she’s still caught up in her partying ways. Samantha doesn’t need that in her life, not now, not ever. If these two are going to be together for the long term, Lindsay is the one who’s going to have to change, calm down, and get real. Sam’s made that very clear to her. Clearly, they were spending a little too much time together, and Samantha was the one who said Lindsay was getting in the way, and even acting obsessive at times. Samantha DJ’ed three big parties around the Emmy weekend in Los Angeles, and Lindsay was practically on top of her for every minute of those gigs. Lindsay was behaving in a very smothering way. For a man or a woman, it can be hard when your girlfriend insists on going to work with you every day. The problem here is that Samantha is intent on being taken seriously as a DJ, and the Lindsay sideshow was starting to overwhelm that.” (Source)

These two just need to fist and make up. What I can’t believe is that Sam actually thinks Lindsay is hurting her DJ career. Christ, before these two met Sam was DJing Bar Mitzvah’s and Sweet 16s. Perhaps these two just got tired of being around each other 24/7. Its like my Grandfather used to say, “House guests are like fish. After three days, they both begin to stink.” Of course in Lindsay’s case, it’s kind of hard to differentiate the two.

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If you’re at work this morning, I really hope you don’t have anything to do. Because there is no way you’re not staring at that ass for less than 30 minutes. Good God. I’m pretty sure that if you ever got Serena Williams and Kim Kardashian together in the same room at the same time, the universe would just collapse within itself.

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Lindsay Lohan is dressing up as her number one enemy Sarah Palin for Halloween. Tina Fey is unimpressed. From the New York Daily News:

Channeling her rage against Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin into something constructive, Lindsay Lohan is planning to dress up as the former Miss Alaska runnerup for Halloween, pals of the newly political actress tell us. The costume will include the glasses, the perky red suit and ample cleavage. Even better, Lohan gal pal Sam Ronson is thinking about dressing as Sarah’s snow-machine-ridin’ hunky hubby, Todd, to complete the package. (Source)

If Lindsay really wants to dress up as a political figure, wouldn’t it be more appropriate for her to dress as this skank? Besides, unlike Lindsay, Sarah Palin’s most famous body part isn’t found in her bra . . . it’s found in her underwear. Lastly, if Sam is going to dress up as Todd Palin, she better find herself a good beard. My suggestion: Katie Holmes.

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