November 20th, 2008
Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley to dump her boyfriend
It’s about damn time Billy Ray Cyrus pulled his head out of his ass and realized his 15-year-old daughter is dating a 20-year-old, ex-underwear model. Sources tell the Chicago Sun Times that Billy Ray has been pressuring Miley to end her relationship with Justin Gaston:
”Miley is totally smitten by the guy and thinks her father is a total jerk because he doesn’t want her to date Justin. … Billy Ray, and a lot of other people close to Miley, think the guy is a total leech … using Miley just to get ahead.”
All that talk really gets to Miley, who was heard saying her father better “get out of my business or else!” (Source)
An Open Letter to Billy Ray Cyrus:
Dear Billy Ray,
You’re too late. Being overprotective at this point is useless. Miley’s already become a “real” woman now that she’s learned to wash dishes speak only when spoken to fake an orgasm. You’ll be happy to know that your soon-to-be son in law, although no longer an underwear model, has earned another (and some say more prestigious) title: Statutory Rapist. Good luck with the baby shower!
Sincerely,
Your friends at Celebslam
[Pacific Coast News]
November 20th, 2008
Them’s Jamie’s coon huntin’ pants
He won’t let Britney drop $20k on her Christmas card this year. But, Dadddddd!!!! From Star:
“She wanted to rent real reindeer and even buy fake snow,” an insider reveals. But when Jamie, who as her conservator has control of her finances, heard the bill would be $20,000, he hit the roof. “He asked why she couldn’t just put the kids in Christmas sweaters and use her digital camera.” (Source)
C’mon Jamie, it’s Christmas. Quit being such a cockblock. Give Britney a week where she can spend her money on whatever she wants. “In the news today, Britney Spears is the new owner of the world’s largest gravy factory in Minnesota.”
[INFDaily.com]
November 20th, 2008
Make it stop!
London’s Evening Standard is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed on settlement. In exchange for split custody of his two sons Rocco and David, Guy will agree not to go after any of Madonna’s $400+ million in assets. Under English law, Guy — himself worth $40+ million — was entitled to as much as half of Madonna’s assets. A source told the Evening Standard:
“It will be all over by the end of the month. I am sure it will be announced by then. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what [English singer and actress] Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”
The source said a compromise had now been reached which will see the two boys - Rocco, eight, and three-year-old adopted David - dividing their time between Britain and the US. Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, by another relationship, will continue to live with her.
A second source said: “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honourable man to have walked away.” (Source)
If you think Guy is doing the right thing by not taking any of Madonna’s money, just remember that one of the Ten Commandments actually says, “If thou should marryeth a woman of manly stature, crazed religious beliefs, and with a vag large enough to park a VW Bug inside, thou should take her ass to the cleaners.” Not my words. God’s. Don’t upset the all mighty, Guy.
[BauerGriffinOnline]
November 20th, 2008
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
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November 20th, 2008
Doutzen Kroes and Karolina Kurkova in Miami (11/14)
The fashion world was rocked yesterday when it was learned that Victoria’s Secret “Angel” Karolina Kurkova lacks a belly button. Apparently a belly button is digitally added after all of Karolina’s photoshoots. Freaky. I’ve seen the Sci-Fi channel. I know what this means. Karolina’s not human. She’s some sort of sexy alien swimsuit model sent to earth to generate widespread chaos and overthrow society. Which I’m totally cool with. I’m willing to give you a lot of leeway if you have nice tits.
[Splash News]
