Friday Caption Contest #85
May 16th, 2008
In a desperate effort to lose that last stubborn 10 pounds, Victoria Beckham has her feet surgically removed
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Brian:
Okay…..who took the feet off the Bratz Doll?
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Posh Spice - Gumby’s evil twin.
She actually looks good in that picture, you can’t see her alien implants.
And in today’s transvestite news…..
“Buy my pants: they cost a lot, but you’ll save the money for shoes”
last words the paparazzi heard were “make fun of the new implants and i will break my foot off in your ass”
Take me to your leader
HA HA…can’t see my feet nor my camel toe!!!!!!
Do do you want to shag me baby? I know you want to!
Marc told me I was better off without them….so I lopped em’ off…He’s mayjah!!!
Ahh Haa try and make fun of my tits now!
You IDIOTS! I never had feet…you were just so busy watching the twins you never noticed.
This new shirt is for my next breast uplift. I am getting older you know
Here, Victoria Beckham is seen modeling the new “fake breast” containment shirt designed by Dolce Hideboobie.
“This, no, this is not part of my shirt, I dyed my leftover skin to match my shirt.”
Now starring in Battlefield Earth 2………
I told you to photoshop victoria´s TITS, not FEET! Idiot!
Victoria Beckham’s feet finally gave way way to the excess weight of her breast implants and they just collapsed. Fortunately she now has a new “no feet” look to try and pamper to the world… no doubt Prais hilton will be sitting at home sawing her feet off as we speak!
Somewhere under those pants is a pair of Gene Simmons’ 8″ platform Demon Boots
Okay…..who took the feet off the Bratz Doll?
Her shirt looks like a magic trick gone bad, maybe her tits had a blow out!
This is Bob Barker saying good-bye folks and remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.
God this ugly vapid bitch is such a joke, who actually cares about her?
Tom Cruise never looked so stunning.
So she’s the spokeswomen for Harrods huh? Does that make her a harridan?
Looks like her blouse through up her face.
The surgical seam on one of her boobs just came undone…
After finally converting to Scientology, Posh took the next step in her faith by removing her feet to make way for the church’s levitation implants. These allow her to hover her big alien head away from bad thetans.
If you think this is scary.. you should see my underwear.
Victoria wears her bow up top. But David’s still a bottom.
Who won this bi@ch?